http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 10:50:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495#post-72602 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:43:30 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72602@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you waylandsmithy. You'll be pleased, then, to hear that I have a new blog out today tackling the unfolding drama of NHS trust <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26546">excessive-cleavagegate</a> - from a hot, firm-breasted lesbian perspective. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495#post-72455 Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:51:02 +0000 waylandsmithy 72455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Forgot to say earlier: this is fecking brilliantly funny! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495#post-72403 Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:28:16 +0000 rikkor 72403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Put my finger in a dyke, heh, heh, heh... (old man voice) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495#post-72360 Wed, 15 Jun 2011 08:15:12 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 72360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No doubt about it, this week's biggest world news story is the unfolding drama of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13760208">fake-lesbiangate</a>, where a string of blogs supposedly by lesbians are being exposed as being written by men.</p> <p>Some of my readers even asked me if <em>I</em> was a man, perhaps, I don't know, a failed comedy writer, just pretending to be a lesbian.</p> <p>But how could a man imagine, let alone decribe in such detail, the exquisite pleasure of having his love-button stimulated to climax by the tongue of a just-legal college girl experimenting with girl-on-girl action for the first time as I have done in this blog so many times. So I hope that puts the whole issue to rest.</p> <p>But that just shows what these internet hoaxers have done - it's impossible to tell what's true any more.</p> <p>Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko were just discussing this issue last night, while we were soaping each others firm breasts up in the shower.<br /> Don't get me wrong, we love being soapy hot naked firm-breasted lesbians together, but sometimes we really miss the kind of experience and 'input' only a middle-aged man can give.</p> <p>It's not widely known outside hot and horny lesbian circles, but just as lonely middle-aged guys are fascinated with hot soapy naked lesbians like us, the hot firm-breasted moist naked soapy lesbian community is just as fascinated with middle aged men. But here's where the problem raised by these recent events comes in...</p> <p>We were looking on-line for middle aged guys who were willing to join us for some no-strings fun that would totally not get back to their wives, but after these revelations, how do we know who to trust on this internet? They could be <em>anyone</em> pretending to be sad lonely middle-aged men.</p> <p>Are there any other hot naked firm soapy lesbians with a fetish for including middle aged guys (even if it's just as a spectator) in their hot love-making out there who know how to get round this problem? </p> <p>Get in touch. </p>