http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 18:29:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-88679 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:33:44 +0000 Screenie 88679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If it makes me look clever then yes, yes I did. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-88677 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:32:48 +0000 Midfield Diamond 88677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Screenie, do you mean Bristol City's? Right on cue 'cos their manager's gone too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-88653 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:10:03 +0000 Screenie 88653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really shouldn't be using this forum to talk about football.</p> <p>Tits on the other hand... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-88616 Mon, 03 Oct 2011 11:43:31 +0000 Mr Payne 88616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Erm, I told you so. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72581 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:27:44 +0000 Des Custard 72581@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Erm, there's no 'Premiership' and hasn't been for years. It was known as the Premier League last time I looked. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72333 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:45:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 72333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd better put something on Id, you'll catch your death of cold, and I'm not writing you another note for school. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72332 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:44:40 +0000 rikkor 72332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vertically, that was too funny. I had a belligerent, crazed Vietnam vet who worked for me at a fairly high-paid job. The talk around the office was that he was penning the definitive Vietnam War memoir. The crazed vet allowed an office friend of mine to read a few sample pages. Me friend capsulized the book as "Me so horny. BOOM!" Strangely, he never found a publisher. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72330 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:36:38 +0000 Ironduke 72330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Jeni.</p> <p>Its a little difficult to see the keyboard, and I'm getting chilly without my shirt.</p> <p>MUM! cuppa tea? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72315 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:49:51 +0000 The All New Jeni B 72315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>the fact that a girl dressed as catwoman replied to something they wrote on this forum.</blockquote></p> <p><em>Girl!</em> Why thank you, of course, when I were a girl, it were all fields round here... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72298 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 20:17:02 +0000 SingingHinny 72298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is all getting silly now. I think John A was out of order and Mr Payne is over-sensitive.<br /> But very clean now, apparently. </p> <p>To this I say - Ma nah ma nah... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72296 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 20:07:38 +0000 Mr Payne 72296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I still feel dirty and I've been in the shower for the last 2 hours scrubbing myself with a brillo pad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72284 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:06:25 +0000 Golgo13 72284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was more drawing the parallel between the subsequent threads than the initial submission. They followed similar lines. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72283 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:04:22 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 72283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't mind me - it's just the beer talking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72280 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:56:45 +0000 Mr Payne 72280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The key thing here, Golgo, is that some of us have jobs and lives and don't necessarily remember or even have read some of the posts that were up 4 months ago. Obviously, some other of the contributors to NB are pensioned off and sharing their wordsmith capacity to fill the time of day before the next bus comes along, and the rest of them are sitting half undressed in a darkened corner of the room in the house they share with their Mum bashing themselves off about the fact that a girl dressed as catwoman replied to something they wrote on this forum. Once. A long time ago. Those people will be more aware than the tax payers about the past, long history of NB. Essentially, what I'm saying here is that I'm pissed off that some bastard has beaten me to my headline and you've pointed it out. I feel like I've let myself down and I blame you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72255 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:11:41 +0000 Midfield Diamond 72255@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wally with the Brolly in New Forest Reign?</p> <p>There's probably a Rain Forest pun in there somewhere ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72238 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:34:47 +0000 Golgo13 72238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This has happened before you know...</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21143#post-57088" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21143#post-57088</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72236 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:32:07 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 72236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, quite right John. This is not the place to be discussing football matters. I apologise and will attempt to get back to making bad jokes:</p> <p>How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /> YOU DON'T KNOW 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72232 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:27:25 +0000 JohnA 72232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>..his club record is actually pretty good and I wouldn't be surprised to see him do a good job at Forest.</blockquote></p> <p>Yes, but that's hardly funny is it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72218 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:00:42 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 72218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>McLaren was a poor choice for manager of England, he never should have got the job and allegedly only got it as a compromise because nobody could agree on any of the other candidates, but all agreed they didn't want him, so gave him the job. Or something like that.</p> <p>But his club record is actually pretty good and I wouldn't be surprised to see him do a good job at Forest. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72216 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:54:43 +0000 Mr Payne 72216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was trying to make the point through over emphasis that we are screwed and on our way to oblivion. All we need now is for Glen Hoddle to provide Christian guidance, and that mad woman who wrote the post about 'Backing up your brain' to be appointed as the club's healer. I suppose there's another line in there about Clough and Taylor being redeployed as sustainable soil rotivation tools for farmers due to the amount of turning in their graves they're doing. Bit wordy though. And I doubt anyone on NB gives a shit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72035 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:36:57 +0000 JohnA 72035@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Erm, there's no "Division 3" and there hasn't been for years. There's the Premiership, the Championship, Division 1 and Division 2...</p> <p>The only way Nottingham Forest will return to win the European Cup is by digging up Brian Clough and Peter Taylor and then applying 10 million volts each...but that's a whole other Newsbiscuit Zombie Special </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26407#post-72032 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:30:51 +0000 Mr Payne 72032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>