http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:46:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334&page=2#post-72154 Tue, 14 Jun 2011 07:08:48 +0000 rickwestwell 72154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fair point actually - it's obviously an FP of two halves, written by two people, and the two ideas don't mesh as well as if they came from a single author. That's purely my fault for not seeing the extra angle in the first place - the 'changing history' idea is a great way to extend my very single entendre, but it's hard to add something seamlessly after the fact.</p> <p>Well played to Ironduke for the idea, which probably deserved to be its own piece. </p> <p>But who cares anyway, Cuntface got on the front page! :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334&page=2#post-72102 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:00:58 +0000 rikkor 72102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Rick can take the criticism, so here I go. I think the additions to the original sub were actually subtractions. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-72091 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:27:19 +0000 pthr 72091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was delighted to see this uncensored on the front page today! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-72003 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:05:29 +0000 waylandsmithy 72003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only downer is I can't access the site at work now... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71996 Mon, 13 Jun 2011 09:38:28 +0000 FraserWords 71996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Respect for Cuntface's front page glory - I have renamed my dog in your honour. I get some funny looks when yelling 'Cuntface! Here!' when walking the thing, but it's a small price to pay. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71964 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:44:11 +0000 rickwestwell 71964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh my God. Cuntface is on the FP! That wasn't meant to happen! Thanks again for all the amazing comments. Thanks to the 'Duke for plumbing the extra depths that I couldn't reach.</p> <p>How can we get Stephen Fry to pick this up for his Twatter feed?</p> <p>I'll wake up in a minute. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71962 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:22:46 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 71962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cuntface has only gone and made the FP. Good work rick. And ID too for the additions. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71929 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 19:26:57 +0000 Iscariot 71929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Last time I saw the "original" film, the dead dawgs name had been re-dubbed "...It's Digger, sir...he's been run over". Can we now expect a backlash from our Antipodean Allies?</p> <p>I trust cuntface will at least resemble a black Labrador and not a sideways sloppy joe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71928 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 19:13:48 +0000 jp1885 71928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In all truthfulness, the headline alone made me cry - 5 stars mingefeatures. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71904 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:08:34 +0000 JohnA 71904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And no, the obsession with the word "Nigger" is entirely American. We don't imbue certain words with such terrible power that to merely utter them will break the fabric of spacetime (or an American's pants, whichever is bigger) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71903 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:06:48 +0000 JohnA 71903@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you renamed the dog to "Beaver" then American audiences (who after all, cheer enthusiastically when the British save the day) will have a good laugh all on their own </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71890 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:18:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 71890@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great article. I'd love to know what banner ads you get after writing this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71889 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:09:24 +0000 rikkor 71889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I actually read the article this was based on. Why would people in the US be the only ones offended by this? Is it OK to say N----r in British movies over and over again? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71864 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 07:27:30 +0000 Al OPecia 71864@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* nearly passed out I was laughing so hard.</p> <p>Perhaps calling it "Minge the dog" would get it on the FP. If it's going to be made by Hollywood it'll probably have to be called "Cherry". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71860 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 00:52:11 +0000 Le Creuset Fiend 71860@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody superb - 'tis a rare article indeed which can be so perfectly profane!</p> <p>Have 5 meaningless trinkets for your trouble. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71848 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 22:08:02 +0000 Ironduke 71848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Never mind the dog's name, if its being re-written to be acceptable for the American market it will involve Colonel Sanders inventing a new type of bomb after skipping Popcorn on a Rootbeer lake, before Tom Hanks leads a crack unit of Flying Fortresses on a flight from New Orleans (with a refuelling stop at a tiny Atlantic Island where they hop off to ravish the native girls who go mad for gifts of gum and stockings) before screaming in to launch Cruise Missiles at Baghdad and landing to liberate Auschwitz from the Russians. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71835 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 17:51:18 +0000 antharrison 71835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also Rick, bad language may not deter a front page....</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/02/virginia-water-womens-institute-elects-surprise-motherfucker-of-the-year/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/07/02/virginia-water-womens-institute-elects-surprise-motherfucker-of-the-year/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71834 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 17:41:46 +0000 antharrison 71834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about keeping some integrity with "C-word face the N-Word dog" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71824 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 15:33:13 +0000 JohnA 71824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To make it more acceptable to American audiences, all you have to do is dress the dog in top hat and tails, get the dog to bark in an English accent while urinating on chihuahuas, and have it torn to pieces by all-American pitbulls in the climatic showdown at the end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71819 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 15:11:48 +0000 Alan Sundry 71819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love Cuntface, Cuntface, Cuntface hurray! - very English! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71814 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 13:57:50 +0000 virtuallywill 71814@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* for headline... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71808 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 13:29:10 +0000 bonjonelson 71808@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agree with Rikkor - good for a ticker, but don't think the story delivers enough more to justify it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71807 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 13:17:04 +0000 rikkor 71807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Didn't need to read past the headline. So funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71799 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 12:21:29 +0000 doggone 71799@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What will Cuntface look like? A British Prime minister of recent times or a mash up </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71789 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:39:59 +0000 FraserWords 71789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope c*ntface does it - I've been ringing and e-mailing people to tell them this one... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71787 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:11:13 +0000 rickwestwell 71787@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks, friends. I'd just like to point out that I wasn't expecting this to get anywhere near the FP, for obvious reasons.</p> <p>Then again, maybe C***face would scrape under the taste bar? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71776 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 10:18:55 +0000 pthr 71776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71772 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 09:55:50 +0000 Golgo13 71772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71766 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:36:17 +0000 Jeremy Hunt 71766@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would imagine the animal in question may bear more than a passing resemblance to me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26334#post-71762 Sat, 11 Jun 2011 07:43:43 +0000 rickwestwell 71762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Des. I'm thinking Cuntface is a boxer. </p>