http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26044 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 14:16:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26044#post-70949 Sun, 05 Jun 2011 03:41:38 +0000 doggone 70949@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The last nut jobs comment Clinched it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26044#post-70941 Sat, 04 Jun 2011 21:03:17 +0000 antharrison 70941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant - and true </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26044#post-70924 Sat, 04 Jun 2011 15:50:05 +0000 Maizydog 70924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another winner. Well done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26044#post-70904 Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:06:15 +0000 Ludicity 70904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron has rejected claims that the coalition is fixed and that he signed Nick Clegg to his party years ago.</p> <p>The allegations were made by an anonymous internet blogger who claims that a young and innocent Clegg was secretly auditioned by Tory talent scouts before being signed to their label and cynically groomed for office.</p> <p>The blogger also claims that Clegg was deliberately ‘gayed up’ by Cameron in an attempt to make him appear more sensitive and caring than he actually is.</p> <p>‘This is a outrageous smear campaign,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘Until the 2010 election I had never met Nick and, like most people, had absolutely no idea who he was. He entered the coalition of his own accord and at no stage did I groom him for office. Ok, so I might have asked him to wear the Lady Diana wig, but that was an entirely private matter.’</p> <p>The allegations, posted by a blogger who claims to have worked for the Tories, says that Clegg was targeted by them at a very young age, first at public school and later at university. He was then given a job working for former Conservative minister Leon Brittan before going on to become a so-called ‘sleeper Tory’ as leader of the Lib Dems.</p> <p>‘He was clearly being groomed from the start,’ claims the blogger, ‘I know for a fact that before the election Clegg was given voice coaching, a shiny new suit and clear instructions to say anything and sign any pledge that might endear him to the public. The whole thing is obviously a put-up-job.’</p> <p>Police say that they have traced the blogger to an address in Downing Street, leading many to suspect that the whole story was leaked by Cameron himself, in a desperate attempt to generate interest in a flagging format.</p> <p>‘Coalition’s Got Talent remains a solid brand,’ insisted Cameron. ‘Yes, most of the performers are second-rate and some are clearly nut-jobs but I am only giving the public what they want.’ </p>