http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 05:24:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70830 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:39:40 +0000 SingingHinny 70830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks very much, Be Reasonable. It is a giant hedgehog from a really weird attraction at muncaster castle in the lakes. The stuff of children's nightmares. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70825 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:12:49 +0000 be reasonable 70825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good. By the by, your gravatar is spectacularly unnerving - is it a bloke in a hood or a very black cat on a dark night? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70803 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:49:55 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 70803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic headline, worth stars for that alone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70796 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:59:05 +0000 SingingHinny 70796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers, folks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70792 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:45:41 +0000 pere floza 70792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ha ha , have some Daily Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70790 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:32:04 +0000 Qoxiivi 70790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Awesome. Where’s the six-star button? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25996#post-70787 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:17:13 +0000 SingingHinny 70787@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Daily Mail has published a startling editorial, in which it alleges that it has recorded footage of liberally-minded people entering UK ports and airports with illegal immigrants and asylum-seekers stashed under their hats. The paper alleges that as many as 100,000 extra immigrants remain undetected underneath liberal headware.</p> <p>Editor Paul Dacre writes that it is not clear whether all the people carrying the immigrants are complicit on every occasion and that “Some people may have been infected with immigrants and be carrying them into the country none-the-wiser to the dangers posed. Yet, we cannot underestimate the liberal threat from within our own borders.”</p> <p>“It is a genuine concern for right-thinking British people,” wrote Dacre. “Gone are the days when you could search a trade van or lorry and hope to find tens of dead Angolans. These people have organised and are now breaching our defences one-by-one stuck underneath a beanie hat and amazingly, sometimes dressed as a beanie hat.”</p> <p>“And what of the terrorist threat?” Dacre continues,"how can we protect ourselves against Al Qaeda when you can fit at least two people in a turban?! And you can’t ask to check it because they are wearing it for religious purposes. Political correctness strikes again!”</p> <p>The response in the later editions of other newspapers has been muted, with The Guardian and The Independent both labelling Dacre “a maniac”. </p> <p>However, The Sun has published the details of all known immigrant-protectors, and a series of novelty paper hats marked “No Immigrants Here!”, “Asylum-seekers love hats” and “Did Jew check yours?” to be worn in a show of “right-minded defiance.” </p> <p>The Sun is also calling upon the government to act strongly against the new threat by introducing immigrant sensors at all points of entry to the country and by following the Australian model of “official, open and compulsory racism.”</p> <p>The government has refused to be drawn on whether it was aware of the threat, with David Cameron stating that, “We will investigate the situation and the evidence. But you’ll have to bear with us; politicians tend to get a little nervous when you ask them what they have been keeping under their hats.” </p>