http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:52:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70726 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 05:23:15 +0000 Al OPecia 70726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ketamine - used to sedate horses. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70720 Fri, 03 Jun 2011 01:53:45 +0000 rikkor 70720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al, don't get the horse reference. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70715 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:04:10 +0000 JohnA 70715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Drug users are the greatest advert against using drugs. Liked the idea. 4 and. A half stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70687 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:34:34 +0000 Qoxiivi 70687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why thank you. I er, I guess if you were to do any drug it'd be...</p> <p>... katamine!</p> <p>Yeah? YEAH!?! Ah forget it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70680 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:45:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 70680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow!! This is soo, like, cool. Yeah, really enjoyed it man. Had to go get a multi-pack of crisps and a family bag of Maltesers while reading it. (Giggle)<br /> Not that I've ever done any kind of drugs, like, ever or anything.<br /> But seriously, yeah, reminds me of the time a friend of mine got baked on some nice soft black and figured out how to solve the Middle-East peace issues and <em>everything</em>!</p> <p>Some of those cool pointy thingies, stars, yeah, that's the dudes... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70674 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:11:57 +0000 Al OPecia 70674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would that be a horse,Rik? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70665 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:21:53 +0000 rikkor 70665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BJ, someone I am very close to used K in Toronto once. (Actually, about 10 times.) All the cars and taxis looked like fast-moving cartoons, but this clever person still had enough sense to wait for the cartoon vehicles to stop before crossing the street. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70656 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:53:16 +0000 be reasonable 70656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As an aside:<br /> <a href="http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/25/6135074-shocking-mug-shots-reveal-the-toll-of-drug-addiction" rel="nofollow">http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/25/6135074-shocking-mug-shots-reveal-the-toll-of-drug-addiction</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70632 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:35:21 +0000 Qoxiivi 70632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beau: I started it with the full intention of going through the original news story and adding in as many well-known committee members on as many different drugs as possible but soon realised that only Branson and Kofi really stood out as recognisable names.</p> <p>I was also going to add in stuff about former leaders’ slide into drug abuse being an all too inevitable saga given they now have nothing to do (including insider quotes on who takes what and what they’re like ‘on’ it) but then length was becoming an issue so I had to reign it in. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70624 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:18:50 +0000 Qoxiivi 70624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers. To be honest, the first one was more of a brain-dump. After half an hour or so doing actual work and then coming back to it I realised that some of it didn't work while other bits were unnecessary and detracted from the flow of the idea.</p> <p>Cheers for your edit by the way. Really adds to it. In fact, it's pretty much the only section which, in itself, I've left completely unchanged... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70622 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:17:49 +0000 beau-jolly 70622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Suited goblin" made me guffaw.<br /> How about some refence to...... .............. .......................... .................................... ......................................... ...........................Ketamine </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70621 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:16:12 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 70621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work on the re-write. It was good anyway but think it works a bit better now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70618 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:11:57 +0000 Qoxiivi 70618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is exactly how Kofi is on coke. EXACTLY. Funny, he's good as gold on MDMA, just keep him away from the charlie. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70615 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:08:24 +0000 rikkor 70615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vy. funny. I have never done drugs myself (clears throat), but the dialogue all sounds very relaistic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70611 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:05:59 +0000 Qoxiivi 70611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't know what you mean Screenie.</p> <p>Have now re-written a great deal of this as I wasn't happy with great swathes of it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70589 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 12:01:33 +0000 Screenie 70589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Autobiographical at all?</p> <p>Particularly like 'Comfy'. Nice work. Love you, man.</p> <p>'If you don't legalise them, someone else will! Then where will ya be, eh? Looking like the kid with no floss on his stick.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70585 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:28:00 +0000 Qoxiivi 70585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Done. Cheers VCG. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70583 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:23:34 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 70583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just tag it on the end of Kofi's rant.</p> <p>"...avin robust words." before concluding "It's really hot in here...." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70582 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:22:10 +0000 Qoxiivi 70582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"It's really hot in here, is it hot in here? It is isn't it? It's really hot in here. I can't feel my teeth."</p> <p>Am trying to find a way to get this in now... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70579 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 11:13:32 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 70579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"It's really hot in here, is it hot in here? It is isn't it? It's really hot in here. I can't feel my teeth." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70563 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:28:59 +0000 Qoxiivi 70563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok, I knocked this one up very quickly so some of this might not be quite right (like the title) but I just wanted to get it out there. There were so many directions in which this could have been (or can be) taken though so any thoughts/amends/additions are more than welcome and will, of course, he hat-tipped accordingly.</p> <p>Have a feeling that this is one of those ideas that could be mined forever... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25928#post-70561 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:17:44 +0000 Qoxiivi 70561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An influential group of leading political and cultural thinkers, including Richard Branson and Kofi Annan, has called for the worldwide legalisation of all drugs after an "epic mash-up" at the Virgin mogul’s mansion.</p> <p>Addressing the world’s press through the letterbox of his Oxfordshire residence, Mr Branson called for a rethink of current 'ineffective' drugs policies.</p> <p>“It’s just all so fucked up man. I mean, it’s just not working. How did it all get so fucked up? All this. It’s like… just leave it alone y'know? Just don’t blame yourself. Please don’t blame yourself.”</p> <p>Sounding clearly emotional, Branson plucked up the resolve to say a final few words before handing control of the press conference over to the former UN Secretary General. “I'm sorry... I'm, I'm sorry. Look, hang on, hang on, I’ll get Mr Comfy Man… Comfy! Comfy, come here! Here, you talk to it. Through there.”</p> <p>After a short pause and fumble while he made his way to the door, Kofi, whom it’s believed had been sticking primarily to cocaine throughout the all-nighter, was understandably more upbeat.</p> <p>“You wanna get your fucking act together you cunts. We ain’t urtin no one, we’re just avin it large, is it. The way it is at the moment. The way it is, right. Right? Well, either you cunts rearrange it or I’ll rearrange you.”</p> <p>“And you!” he continued, clutching through the letterbox in the direction of Andrew Marr, “The suited goblin. Just you watch it.” before concluding, "It's really hot in here, is it hot in here? It is isn't it? It's really hot in here. I can't feel my teeth."</p> <p>The think tank’s findings, scrawled in crayon on a cellophane-wrapped house brick, were later delivered through the window of number ten inside a dog.</p> <p>David Cameron has since reportedly accepted an invitation to attend further ‘talks’ on the issue, this time at the house of a guy Kofi Annan knows, but only on the condition he leaves Nick Clegg at home. </p>