http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2592 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 05:23:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2592#post-7674 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:09:12 +0000 Codec 7674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Both Posh and H1N1 (Swine Flu) have felt the absence of the media spotlight for a while, and they clearly hunger for the attention they lost. So, in a move calculated to shock, they have combined forces to get themselves back on the front pages they are clearly missing. </p> <p>"It makes a lot of sense to combine forces" said Posh, "We both have needs that are unfulfilled, and this merger is a logical step". They both have something to bring to the party, global fear and panic, an allergic reaction, a sense of nausea - although when pressed the media agency refused to apportion the roles.</p> <p>The rebranded H1N1 titled "essence of neuraminidase" will be available in a spray form, in a "to-die-for exquisite cut glass dispenser" from exclusive outlets, yet to be defined. Bird flu was unavailable for comment at this time. </p>