http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2573 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 02:12:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2573#post-7722 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:43:14 +0000 Alan Sundry 7722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed - good work, ed209. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2573#post-7661 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:28:20 +0000 jp1885 7661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brave, unsettling and funny all at the same time - gotta be worth a NiB at least. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2573#post-7660 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 08:26:45 +0000 Ludicity 7660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now this is proper satire. But I will have to report you to Mumsnet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2573#post-7638 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:49:50 +0000 ED209 7638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Paedophiles today rejoiced at the news that Primark was withdrawing its padded swimsuits, instead returning to last season's 'flat chested' look which has been so popular among kiddie-fiddlers the world over.</p> <p>Brian Harper, a repeat sex offender from Hull, said 'There's no point grooming a kid if she looks like a slapper from the local boozer, is there? If I wanted a girl with a double-D cup, then I wouldn't have to risk getting my balls flushed down the loo in prison for it. Those tarty padded bras put me right off. I'm sure I speak for all Britain's paedo's when I thank Primark for getting rid of them.'</p> <p>After observing the nonces' reaction, outraged parents have been rushing to protect their pre-pubescent children by plastering them with cheap makeup, wear skirts that barely cover their arses and getting them wasted on cheap cider in a bid to make them look as sexually unappealing as a vomit-stained Cardiff hen-party's visit to a brightly lit kebab shop at 3am. </p>