http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25627 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25627#post-69607 Thu, 26 May 2011 11:13:44 +0000 Rowly 69607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Under the new regulations, it will be unlawful to say "a Polar Bear went into a bar"<br /> or for a politician to use the phrase "if you vote for me I will...."<br /> Comedians &amp; Politicians will now be severely restricted in the use of vocabulary which could be an inducement for the listener to "suspend disbelief".<br /> Parliamentary privilege will still be allowed however, because a high percentage of the listeners would be asleep. Outside the House however, it may prove to be wise for politicians not to move their lips.<br /> Children's books will have to be reprinted without the phrases "once upon a time" &amp; "happily ever after"<br /> Marriage Vows will be shortened to "Will you stand there &amp; put a ring on this woman's(persons) finger".... I will<br /> It will also become illegal for Bankers &amp; Footballers to show their payslips in public.</p> <p>?any other ideas welcome </p>