http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 13:08:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458#post-69238 Mon, 23 May 2011 22:41:04 +0000 antharrison 69238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, I suggest the term "Virus" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458#post-69185 Mon, 23 May 2011 15:45:09 +0000 BillyBitzer 69185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>v good.</p> <p>Does this mean we will have to rename Trojan Horse viruses? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458#post-69161 Mon, 23 May 2011 13:47:57 +0000 DiY 69161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 *,s </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458#post-69153 Mon, 23 May 2011 13:06:10 +0000 Des Custard 69153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25458#post-69132 Mon, 23 May 2011 10:28:26 +0000 antharrison 69132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ronald Vickers, a Professor of Classics at Oxford University, has admitted that the entire subject of Greek Mythology was invented by a group of drunken lecturers in the 1820s.</p> <p>'I've found learned literature from this time which clearly shows that my late colleagues were having a bit of a laugh after a night on the port and decided to make-up the most ridiculous stories and then create a deep history to substantiate their drunken ideas' said an embarrassed Professor 'I'm afraid we need to close the department here and at every other university in the world.'</p> <p>'If you think about it, the clue's in the name, and they couldn't have gone more out of their way to embed a coded message when they invented the term, but somehow it just stuck, and there's even WikiPedia references to the subject now, it's become a monster and it's about time we came clean on the subject.'</p> <p>Professor Vickers also revealed the truth behnd the naming of Greek Gods 'Hades was the sound made by a junior lecturer when puking-up, Helious was the name of the man in charge of the ficticious flying horse - quite a close prediction don't you think? Ares was a drunked mispronunciation of something you wiped after a visit to the loo.'</p> <p>'When I saw questions on Greek mythology on Who Wants to be a Millionnaire I was quite worried that the joke was out-of-hand, but when I heard it being discussed on the Jeremy Kyle show I decided we had to spill the beans.'</p> <p>'The good thing is that my concience is now clear, and I can focus my attention on proper scholastic research on the book I'm writing on Christianity, the virgin birth and the resurrection.' </p>