http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69265 Tue, 24 May 2011 06:46:48 +0000 Stan Laurel 69265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Worthy FP. Nice one Rick. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69264 Tue, 24 May 2011 06:19:01 +0000 Ostsee 69264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At last, there is a Lib-Dem I would vote for. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69259 Tue, 24 May 2011 05:25:31 +0000 acwanaut 69259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No probs - it's a great article so congrats on the FP :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69251 Mon, 23 May 2011 23:18:36 +0000 antharrison 69251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>vvf 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69242 Mon, 23 May 2011 22:49:48 +0000 rickwestwell 69242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry acwanaut - didn't see yours - credit to you.<br /> Don't know how (almost) noone saw your post - I think you must be posting at the wrong time, or something.</p> <p>Thanks for comments, people! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69223 Mon, 23 May 2011 19:29:25 +0000 The All New Jeni B 69223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sparkling with Westwell magic.<br /> Have five Galleons young man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69211 Mon, 23 May 2011 18:28:02 +0000 rikkor 69211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On a related note, I tried to watch the second-to-last (thank you, Lord Jesus!) Harry Potter movie last night. Beyond boring and pointless. The scenery was very cool, but also very derivative. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69181 Mon, 23 May 2011 14:51:28 +0000 Sinnick 69181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If only we knew the true identity of Darth Sidious</p> <p>Stars, btw </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69176 Mon, 23 May 2011 14:29:14 +0000 acwanaut 69176@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I tried a headline on this a couple of weeks ago, but this is much better! 5* :-)</p> <p>(<a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24633" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24633</a> BTW) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69150 Mon, 23 May 2011 12:11:26 +0000 rickwestwell 69150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Des - you're a gent.</p> <p>I actually held off on this, thinking it was so obvious that every other site would do it, but I don't think they have, so sod it. Come on Red, work your magic! :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69129 Mon, 23 May 2011 10:17:57 +0000 Griffin 69129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ex-Governors of California need not apply for the title role. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69125 Mon, 23 May 2011 09:47:43 +0000 Des Custard 69125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, Mr W. I'm surprised no one has thought of doing this before, even before yesterday's news story. No one could have done it better though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25452#post-69122 Mon, 23 May 2011 09:20:16 +0000 rickwestwell 69122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious "Dark Lord". Incredulous newsagent customers were transfixed this morning by the sight of the The Sunday Herald’s screaming headline "NAMED AT LAST!" accompanying a full front page picture of none other than Lord Voldemort, clearly recognisable despite his distinctive nose being blacked-out with the word "Censored".</p> <p>Voldemort, previously known as Tom Riddle, has been the subject of speculation ever since the media became aware that a famous practitioner of the Dark Arts (or "Welsh Football") had taken out a so-called "super incantation" preventing his name ever being mentioned. Only the bravest or most foolhardy young wizards have dared speak his name, at great personal risk.</p> <p>Speaking to reporters, the Sunday Herald was adamant that the arcane wizarding privacy law did not apply to them. "Frankly, up here in muggle-land, we couldn't give a toss." explained a spokesman. "It's a load of cobblers, really - look, here I go: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!" His authority was somewhat diluted by the fact that he then exploded into a million pieces, which reformed into the shape of a giant green skull overhanging the Herald's offices.</p> <p>The outing of the Dark Lord follows a whispering campaign on the internet, where rumours surrounding He Who Must Not Be Named’s identity have been circulating for many years. Ironically, Voldemort’s attempts to remain anonymous have only resulted in even more publicity, in the form of a Twitter campaign, popular jokes on Facebook, and a blockbuster novel and movie franchise. </p>