http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:45:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7505 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:02:20 +0000 Zadok the second 7505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another helpful tip: In aiports, it is preferable to use the phrase 'are you going to frisk me?', rather than 'are you feeling frisky'?</p> <p>As I found out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7502 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:54:47 +0000 Scroat 7502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm afraid I'm an unreconstructed hippy at heart, so love and peace as far as I'm concerned. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7497 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:46:43 +0000 jp1885 7497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good call Zadok.</p> <p>Ram, Scroat, give each other a hearty handshake please and let's hear no more about it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7470 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:59:47 +0000 Scroat 7470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Zadok. I've got to a try that when they come knocking. Brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7469 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 08:57:17 +0000 Zadok the second 7469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did wonder about postal votes. I told a canvasser at my door that I was planning to 'go postal' and they ran away. So a win there, I feel. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7436 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:16:46 +0000 QorbeQ 7436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sick of hospitals too sauce, or was that sick in hospitals, I can never remember. Hmmm ... "that's a big f in hospFital" ... doesn't work really does it ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7428 Wed, 14 Apr 2010 07:01:34 +0000 sauce 7428@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I must have been off-line when you chaps fell out over something but the last two posts suggest that you're both inventing assumptions about the other. So perhaps you could both make an assumption that the rest of us are sick of hostilities and just lay off? Please ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7411 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:18:53 +0000 ramblesid 7411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Labour supporter who's not voted for his party. You're thicker than I thought. And don't play the racist card on me, you bag of shit. I've had an evening of the crap my daughter had to put up with from the locals during her week's holiday in Portugal, because she's half Chinese. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7374 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:49:52 +0000 Scroat 7374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Ram I've got a postal vote, so don't have to. As for Polling Day itself, I'll be manning a village Polling Station all day with Mrs. Scroat. And as we've been there before, we should be able to find it ok. Thanks for your concern. </p> <p>Hey BTW, I've never voted Labour in my life. They're all pretty grim, doncha think?</p> <p>Or are you going for the BNP again this year? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7369 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:37:58 +0000 ramblesid 7369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you really think it's necessary, Scroat, to remind everyone, every day, which way you are going to vote? That's if you're clever enough to find the polling station. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7363 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:05:19 +0000 QorbeQ 7363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Titter... "that's a big f-in maniFesto"... you arr make oi laff (he says in his best yokel-Herefordian accent) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7360 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 18:34:11 +0000 brownpaperreporter 7360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>but theres an F in every manifesto </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2474#post-7314 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:02:18 +0000 Scroat 7314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"There is a complete hole at the centre of the Conservative Party manifesto." Gordon Brown </p>