http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:47:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305&page=2#post-157999 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:45:58 +0000 Titus 157999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Three candles? Dead penguin? Nothing potentially funny there.</p> <p>But wait till I finish writing the story about a man and a hoist on a building site with a bucket of roof tiles ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66239 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:34:05 +0000 John Wiltshire 66239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I haven't got it with me, but there's one showing Jesus being crucified and someone saying that He's lost the battle to wear His cross at work, which was here some time ago.<br /> I'm sure others who may have PE at work can add other examples.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66234 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:53:22 +0000 rickwestwell 66234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can't get the Eye over here - give us some examples! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66205 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 07:50:40 +0000 John Wiltshire 66205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There are several things in Private Eye this week which look awfully familiar to regular readers of NewsBiscuit. Surely their cartoonists don't read what's here and then nick the ideas?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66149 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:02:02 +0000 Mr Payne 66149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can muse all you like - when I post my piece about a man returning a dead penguin to the pet shop It'll be a snatch and grab for the writer of the month award. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66148 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:12:05 +0000 rickwestwell 66148@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry, no time to comment, I'm working on this great idea about three candles - it doesn't quite work yet... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66147 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:53:42 +0000 Golgo13 66147@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Once, I did this sub about a bloke who went to lean on the bar at a pub, but someone had opened the little hatch thing...</p> <p>...apparently it'd been done before, so I had to scrap it, and write something about some blokes trying to take a chandelier down... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66144 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:14:53 +0000 rickwestwell 66144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So I'm Dara O'Brien's newest fan, but he never thought of "bukakke funnel"... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66142 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:08:11 +0000 Mr Payne 66142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Genius. Touched a nerve with this one. Now I've cleaned the mess up, however, happy to splurge 5 stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66141 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:07:53 +0000 jp1885 66141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You are a filthy pervert Westwell and I refuse to write anything funny ever again until you are banned from this site, or this sub becomes an FP - whichever comes first.</p> <p>Ah crap, I said 'comes'... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66139 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:02:45 +0000 MADJEZ 66139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it is annoying I know, I posted something last week to be told that bastard Jimmy Carr had stolen it 6 months before. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66138 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:00:50 +0000 rickwestwell 66138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The bastard. Mine's better by virtue of being longer and ruder, though.</p> <p>On the bright side, I'd never seen his stuff, being stuck out in Oz, and now I'm watching it, I think the man's a genius - thanks. </p> <p>Still a bastard, though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66137 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:46:02 +0000 MADJEZ 66137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did say similar, yours was far more graphic !</p> <p>I remembered cos I saw him do it live in front of a load bemused old dears at possibly<br /> his worst gig ever (which I enjoyed !).</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwBBRE06Yc">Dara at the Apollo 2</a></p> <p>(was trying to be clever but it wont let me embed video). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66136 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:33:08 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 66136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it's the bit where he says "Humans 'may die out' as internet generation fails to reproduce by bukkake and anal sex".</p> <p>;-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66133 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:21:43 +0000 rickwestwell 66133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No! How similar? Got a link? Now I'm trawling through youtube!<br /> Please tell me it was like the dinosaurs bit, which can be chopped... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66127 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:14:44 +0000 MADJEZ 66127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it, though Dara O'Briain did something similar in his stand up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66125 Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:08:48 +0000 John Wiltshire 66125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, especially 'a minefield waiting to happen'. Brilliant! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66073 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 17:31:24 +0000 OldThingy 66073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oh come come. I am miffed - I should have come on this before.<br /> Next you'll be telling us that one has to put ones old thingy up a punanni.<br /> Nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66055 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 14:55:24 +0000 OllieP 66055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I no longer have a job......but it was worth it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66051 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:49:46 +0000 rickwestwell 66051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks very much everyone - I'm hoping 'bukkake funnel' will become a bit of a catchphrase here on NewsBiscuit.</p> <p>Ollie - I'm very sorry if your Googling happened at work... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66050 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:44:57 +0000 wulfin8 66050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really funny, and beautifully written. The spit roast scene made me laugh out loud, not the best behaviour where I am now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66049 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:40:14 +0000 OllieP 66049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 from me too, even if I did have to Google a few of the terms! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66047 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:32:18 +0000 rikkor 66047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Five. Also, don't forget the infertility caused by airline passengers flying with a kg. of meth in their vaginas. Upsets the normal Ph-factor or something. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66038 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:20:04 +0000 404 Not Found 66038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 stars from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66014 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:50:38 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 66014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spot on, 5*. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66012 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:47:23 +0000 Screenie 66012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Star 5-way for you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-66004 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:00:51 +0000 riesler 66004@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe we can get Red's brother, Blue, to do the photo? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-65999 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:46:29 +0000 Pinhead 65999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody hell. Have 5 chocolate star fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-65997 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:41:54 +0000 rickwestwell 65997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I dare you, NewsBiscuit, I dare you... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24305#post-65996 Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:38:41 +0000 Golgo13 65996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p>