http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2428 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 12:38:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2428#post-7199 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:44:43 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 7199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bravo sir! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2428#post-7186 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:49:07 +0000 brownpaperreporter 7186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Thats how the email started" said the Prime Minister. Only just uncovered, Mr Brown had attempted to buy votes with the backing of millions of pounds based on one email. He saw an income rate cut, more hospitals, pay rises for essential workers ... the list was endless</p> <p>Tempted by "a recent discovery of war time gold hidden in Nigeria and your investment tripled in a week" Mr Brown had emailed the details of 75% of the UK's GDP to Mr Katanga, who can no longer be contacted</p> <p>"I'm only human" Mr Brown said unconvincingly. The fact that the money had gone paled into insignificance once it was revealed he knew what he was doing and wanted to seem like an innocent, Jo Bloggs type character to appeal to the voters</p> <p>In a bizarre turn the latest MORI poll saw a surge in his popularity, his gullibility had struck home and it now looks like a Labour landslide on a wave of sympathy. Mr Cameron's attempt to sell a kidney came a poor second in comparison </p>