http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390#post-7103 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:11:11 +0000 jp1885 7103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 guffaws = a snort, with a triple word score if accompanied by tea through the nose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390#post-7075 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:20:57 +0000 Zadok the second 7075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A chortle is equivalent to three teehees. Three chortles will get you a cackle.</p> <p>There are two titters to the snigger. 12 sniggers = one chuckle.</p> <p>21 chuckles = a guffaw.</p> <p>Hope this isn't useful. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390#post-7070 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:13:43 +0000 Mary Evans 7070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, so now I'm confused. Is a chuckle better than a chortle? Because if so, I'm going to cry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390#post-7066 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:00:47 +0000 jp1885 7066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chuckle </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2390#post-7061 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:44:50 +0000 Zadok the second 7061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Social networking giant Facebook today agreed to install a 'Totally tedious friend' alert box on every users profile.</p> <p>This follows a high-level meeting with several middle-aged aunts and a schoolfriend with psoriasis.</p> <p>A spokesperson for Facebook said "Many of our members are in constant danger of predatory aquaintances inflicting long-term tedium on them. Innocent users who just want to find out whether old Johnny Williams actually ended up married wind up reading update after update of drivelling nonsense about his three children. The environment just isn't safe anymore." </p>