http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 08:05:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62710 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:29:36 +0000 Mary Evans 62710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxymoron, I'm sure you have far better things to do with your time than complain about all the women you've failed to nail. And there are only so many hours in the day, sweetums... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62704 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 20:52:47 +0000 Oxbridge 62704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I just say I've NEVER complained about my failure to nail Jeni B? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62694 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:54:02 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 62694@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've not been called a unicorn before, not even in the "you're just a tarted-up white donkey with a horn" sense. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62691 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:27:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 62691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh you're such a sliver-tongued flatter Mr reasonable.</p> <p>No. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62689 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:25:12 +0000 be reasonable 62689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"It's my birthday, guess how old I am!!!!"<br /> 22? (Any chance of a shag?). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62687 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:23:29 +0000 The All New Jeni B 62687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll be in the George Street area in Edinburgh from the 29th April until 1st May, if anyone's about.<br /> I'll be the one shouting, "It's my birthday, guess how old I am!!!!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62684 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:14:19 +0000 Mary Evans 62684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cor, JP - save us a chicken leg and some cold beans. Most things in life are much better if filthily inappropriate and leftover takeaway is just such a thing. Good to see you, cobber. </p> <p>QorbeQ - delighted to see you again, you haven't changed a bit you dapper doughnut. And don't worry Scroaty, my firm but fair approach to discipline is clearly needed round these parts. </p> <p>So Salty, darling. Do fuck off. </p> <p>So come on then gang - when are we beering? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62618 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:32:43 +0000 jp1885 62618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm currently eating cold KFC for lunch.<br /> Oh, and hey Maz - just got back myself :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62614 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:15:42 +0000 Ironduke 62614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, the mistaken google. To be filed with the mistaken stumble during nude vacuuming.</p> <p>I'm working on your compensatory pint. Thanks to the literature Mrs Evans sent helping me put on a bit of a spurt, I'd say I'm two-thirds of the way there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62612 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:07:51 +0000 QorbeQ 62612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I mistakenly Googled "trench guzzling" this morning and was summarily dismissed from my employment. I expect recompense Ironduke, in the form of at least one pint.</p> <p>(p.s. Hi again Mrs Evans) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62611 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:32:58 +0000 OldThingy 62611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am never going near that particular cupboard.<br /> Besides, it does not go with the tallboy on the other side. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62592 Mon, 28 Mar 2011 09:06:50 +0000 saltire 62592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Beatrice,my favourite cockatoo.I've got a cuttlefish 'bone' for you to sharpen yer beak on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62558 Sun, 27 Mar 2011 21:26:50 +0000 Scroat 62558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mary. The voice of sanity. Welcome back. There have been some goings on here and there, some unpleasant. Even Rikkor flounced a while back. </p> <p>But smack some botties and I'm sure order will return.</p> <p>And a drink sounds a splendid idea. Sheshire Sheese anyone??? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62544 Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:35:43 +0000 Mary Evans 62544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jen, I just love what you've done with your hair. Even under the latex cat mask - just heavenly. Seems we need to get the spanking paddles out, lady - clearly there has not been nearly enough time on the naughty mat for some. </p> <p>And NewSuburbanDad, delighted to make your acquaintance. Although no-one likes a toady around here. Except me, I love it, do carry on. You are one of those Biscuiteers I heard about in legend and wondered if you were as mythical as a unicorn. Or size 8 jeans. And yet here you are - marvellous. I think it may be high time I came out of maternity leave - young Stranglewank is growing so fast - but I'll probably need to think of something to write first. </p> <p>I think another NB drink must be in order soon. Perhaps to celebrate Ms Middleton becoming a royal fig leaf? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62542 Sun, 27 Mar 2011 19:05:47 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 62542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was on an accidentally prolonged break from posting when you burst on the scene, so hello! I then watched with amazement at your incredible prose flow. Well, I say amazement, probably more like envy...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62476 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:30:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 62476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vince!!!!<br /> Mwah! Mwah!<br /> Oh my God! How super fab to see you! You look, like, wow!<br /> Please come back and lick these boys into shape, we've missed your strictness!<br /> Love, hugs, etc<br /> Jeni Bxxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62475 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:11:32 +0000 Ironduke 62475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least, I think I do...the pictures are a little grainy.</p> <p>I do have celebrity trench-guzzling pictures to trade, if that influences your position? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62474 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:10:03 +0000 Ironduke 62474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I see where you're coming from. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62472 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:04:09 +0000 Mary Evans 62472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Photos I have - but you'll have to pay for them like everyone else on that website you dirty doughnut. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62470 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:59:04 +0000 Ironduke 62470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm conducting some thesis research on strangle-wanking. If you have any general material- diagrams, illustrations, phone-numbers- then I'll be happy to credit you on my work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23082#post-62468 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:42:46 +0000 Mary Evans 62468@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... and everyone is still moaning about the scoring system, elitism, the fact they've still failed to nail Jeni B (including Mr B) ... I love this place. </p> <p>So how the devil is everyone? I can see the need for a few smacked botties as there are some who aren't playing nicely in the sandpit, but I'm sure all the offenders will enjoy any chastisement far too much than is strictly necessary. I look forward to starting an NB renaissance of stranglewanking, badger-fisting, squirrel-licking, chicken-smuggling. </p> <p>Come along people - what have I missed?<br /> Love, and other hotel bills,<br /> Mx </p>