http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22511 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22511#post-60913 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 12:08:06 +0000 Ironduke 60913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. Sadly, also contains many truths.</p> <p>Cinq etoiles. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22511#post-60842 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:24:37 +0000 be reasonable 60842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Some genuine satire - 5* from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22511#post-60835 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:47:48 +0000 Danny 60835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The shocking study by the PDSA that over a third of dogs in the UK are overweight, and half will be overwidght by 2012, has prompted people in Kibera slum to help raise awareness on the dangers of obesity. </p> <p>Sonossi, a man who has lived in the slum his whole life, is going to spend 2 weeks in UK to see how hard it is to cope with this problem so he can better identify with the owners of fat pets. </p> <p>"We were all watching the terrible reports on our communal television about a poor dog who was so fat he had developed diabetes and arthritis, and our hearts just poured out to him and we decided that something needs to be done. </p> <p>"We complain when we struggle to get enough food to feed our children, but living in a society that has so much excess food the pet animals are becoming morbidly obese is clearly just as big a problem."</p> <p>Sonossi, who makes his living selling samosas on the street, said that the reports on pet obesity in the UK had made his children understand what a problem gluttony can be. </p> <p>"My children used to always be complaining about being hungry, but now they've seen the terrible reports from the PDSA it puts it all into perspective really."</p> <p>Experts are confused as to how dogs get so overweight. When questioned, all the owners of dogs that were clinically obese insisted they only fed their pets "half a can a day", which means one would expect to see a lot of emaciated animals and even deaths due to starvation. "Obviously as the dog's are obese they must be overeating somehow, but we are confused as to where they get all this extra food from." </p> <p>Previous research has shown that dogs have very little control over their own food supply. Dogs can neither buy purchase food from a shop, nor open the bag and feed themselves once it is in their house.</p> <p>One vet controversially suspects that owners themselves must be actually feeding them too much. "But why would they keep doing that, knowing it would make their dogs fat? Surely they would just cut down how much they get and that would be the problem solved?"</p> <p>Sonissi has oragnised the residents of Kibera slum sponsored fast to raise funds and awareness to help tackle this problem. "We thought as we are fasting most of the day anyway it may as well be for a good cause. </p> <p>"We're also concerned that a client who qualify for PDSA can only get three pets treated for free rather than as many as they want. I can fully identify with this as I cannot afford medical treatment for my children." </p>