http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2247 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 05:44:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2247#post-6591 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 21:37:14 +0000 Politock 6591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police have arrested two men after they tried to take the body of a dead colleague on to a plane at Heathrow Airport.<br /> <img src="http://www.churchtimes.co.uk/uploads/images/2Gordon_Brown%231%23.jpg"><br /> Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 59-year-old Gordon Brown, who was looking his usual cheerful self, for a flight to Glasgow on Thursday. </p> <p>The men – Peter (Voldermort) Mandleson and Alistair Darling - said they thought he was asleep. </p> <p>They were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death of a career, police said. </p> <p>The pair, who used to work with the deceased man, have been released on bail until 1 June. </p> <p>It is understood they bundled Mr Brown to the airport in a chauffer driven car. </p> <p>'Moving and breathing'</p> <p>Asked to describe his late colleague, who she called Cheerful Charlie, Dark Lord Mandleson said: "He thought he was going to be Prime Minister. </p> <p>"I really admired Gordon’s ability to delude himself." </p> <p>Mr Brown's Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling added: "I am amazed that we got away with this for as long as we did. Is everyone blind? Gordon’s been dead in the water for months." </p> <p>Darling added, "In a way it’s a relief, he’s been stinking the place up for ages."</p> <p>A member of staff at The House of Commons, who asked not to be named, confirmed the chauffer had taken the men to an airport but declined to comment further. </p>