Forum » Topic: I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]

Forum » Topic: I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post] http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:34:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php DrTurmoil on "I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395#post-60607 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:55:00 +0000 DrTurmoil 60607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks people, you've made a needy alleged doctor of an age that's none of your business very happy. But do join in with more laboured "tweets" if you want to! riesler on "I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395#post-60596 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:16:01 +0000 riesler 60596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excellent, stars duly delivered. Golgo13 on "I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395#post-60578 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:40:01 +0000 Golgo13 60578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Like it. DrTurmoil on "I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395#post-60576 Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:27:04 +0000 DrTurmoil 60576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Forgot to say if anyone has any good tweets not realy suitable for the delivery room, feel free to add them. In no way am I mentioning this to bump myself to the top of the queue, or in a desperate attempt to fish for compliments. DrTurmoil on "I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post]" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22395#post-60543 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:10:58 +0000 DrTurmoil 60543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <img src="http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/twitter_icons_256.png"> Jeff Crivens @BigDaddy Location: Richmond Bio: The Gordon Ramsey of inventory solutions management! Following 352 Followers 7 Tweets 12,691 We think Jane’s gone into labour. I can’t believe I’m going to be a dad! Stay tuned my tweeps and I’ll keep you posted! 27 hours ago At the hospital and it’s definitely ON! Taxi driver very good about J’s waters breaking on back seat. God, they went everywhere… 26 hours ago One hour in and we’ve seen the doctors about the delivery. It’s confirmed, we’re going for a vaginal! 25 hours ago Two hours in now and Jane’s already 3cm dilated. This is so exciting! 24 hours ago Every time the midwife goes ‘down there’ I’m cracking her up with ventriloquist gags. That throwing your voice course was so worth it! 23 hours ago 4 centimetres! 23 hours ago 5 centimetres! 22 hours ago Six hours since we arrived. Still on 5 centimetres. Getting a bit bored to be honest. 19 hours ago Gotta love a dog that can sing AND dance!! <a href="http://bit.ly/hHT73Gf" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/hHT73Gf</a> LOL 19 hours ago 5½ centimetres. Progress at last, but the doctor needs to be able to get a hand up there! 18 hours ago Something to really think about >>>RT @MsKatiePrice Every day young women around the world are getting needless eye infections because of old mascara. Spread the word, raise awareness xxx 17 hours ago Jane’s in the bed with the stirrups now. Got a big laugh from the midwives with my horse racing commentator impression. Jane was even making a whinnying noise! 12 hours ago We’re now 18 hours in. My feet are killing me. At least Jane gets to lie down. 10 hours ago Bloody Twitter fail whale. Just joked to J that I’d seen her body double to lighten the mood. 9 hours ago Jane’s not talking to me for some reason. Hormonal pregnant women, eh?! Not long now. I hope!!! 9 hours ago AMAZING NEWS!!! I’ve now completed all the new Angry Birds levels. Take THAT pigs! 6 hours ago Action stations! We’re at the business end of things now! Can’t seem to get this photo to upload though. Bloody iPhone… 5 hours ago Well I didn’t know THAT could happen. What a delivery! Told her she should have gone before we came in. 5 hours ago False alarm. 23 hours now. Tired, bored and hungry. Really fancy a rare roast beef sandwich suddenly. Talk about weird cravings! 4 hours ago Glad I’ve got my phone for internet access. J just asked me to send a message to everyone. Prepare for communications from my favourite birthing vessel! 25 minutes ago Oh. Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? :( 24 minutes ago.