http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 14:50:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231#post-6619 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 06:00:37 +0000 edward hack 6619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cor. That's darn good, have fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231#post-6616 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:24:14 +0000 malgor 6616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good. But I'll vote it 'Fantastica!' because it's worth it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231#post-6553 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:01:53 +0000 smyke 6553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'You couldn't make it up!' But you have managed it and done a very fine job, too. Five Stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231#post-6550 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:10:02 +0000 MightyBlair 6550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely tremendous! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2231#post-6549 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:51:40 +0000 Rorschach 6549@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Editors at the Daily Mail were said to be “flabbergasted” at the results of a gallop poll published yesterday that showed that nearly half of all Tory voters are too scared to leave their house to vote in the upcoming election.</p> <p>One Mail reader, Mrs Mavis Porter 67, who agreed to be interviewed through her letterbox, told us, “It’s a disgrace. It just isn’t safe to walk out in the street any more. If I were to be so foolhardy as to go out to vote on Election Day, I’m sure to be accosted by an eastern European asylum seeker bent on stealing my job. And what’s he going to do when he finds out I’m retired and so don't have a job? Give me drugs and rape me, that’s what!” </p> <p>When asked whether she had considered using a postal vote, she stated that she had indeed applied, but the forms had been delivered by “one of those darky Muslim” postman and were therefore sure to contain either anthrax or explosives and so had remained unopened.</p> <p>Sources at the paper say that they are hoping that a series of “Pensioners beaten, tortured, raped, killed and mutilated in their own home” stories will go some way to rectify the damage. </p>