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			<title>be reasonable on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 08:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>be reasonable</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;She must be a cousin of the Serbian porn-star and Army General Slobadown Macokyabitch.
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			<title>ronseal on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 07:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>ronseal</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Have you heard about this hot new Russian rapper:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Onya Backyurbitch
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			<title>be reasonable on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60766</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 07:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>be reasonable</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Arapaho? Isn't that eminem's girl-friend?
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			<title>ronseal on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 22:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>ronseal</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;ay, listen Rikkor buddy,&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;If it wasn't for us British, you americans would be speaking Arapaho these days
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 22:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Assisistic
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60754</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 22:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Looks like it is closed now.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>beau-jolly on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60707</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 16:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I don't get these donkey related comments at all.  Can someone explain why you would want a large donkey or know if it is pain?  It strikes me that donkey ownership could be a pain in the arse.
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;As long as you don't close your mind Mr.Rik,we'd miss that.
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			<title>FormerlyAlOPecia on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 00:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FormerlyAlOPecia</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Rik - you mean my wife, Manuela Escobar, has been lying to me about her ancestry?.....
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 23:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Mark, you say the sweetest things!  No.
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Will your ass be reopened in the forseeable  future
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Well, in the US, &#34;having a Brazilian&#34; means that your going to have all the naughty bits hair (front and back) removed.  Sounds like a lot of work to me.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Greg, too funny.  Send me a picture of your tooth.
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I've the noticed the sucking up.Rikkor I am going to have a Brazilian next week I have been saving up, I hope she is better than the last one
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I've the noticed the sucking up.
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			<title>greg various on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>greg various</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Is it possible to descend from the starting point of being Irish?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>be reasonable on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60566</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>be reasonable</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Bonjo,&#60;br /&#62;
you'll be getting told off by that Nelly Doran, with comments like that. But, you're right.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Al, maybe some Irish women are different, but my own mother was an ass-less lass as well.  Large, diseased livers, yes.  Brazilian beach asses, no.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>bonjonelson on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60548</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Has anyone else noticed a sudden and dramatic increase in quality of submissions here? I'm pleasantly surprised.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>FormerlyAlOPecia on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FormerlyAlOPecia</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Actually, if you are of Irish descent you probably have a gigantic ass, in my extensive experience.
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 15:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Being Irish descent, I actually have no ass.  Jeans are not my best look.
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			<title>riesler on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 06:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>riesler</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;You have a fine ass?  Such modesty.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Bonjo, vous etes tres, tres amiable.  &#34;My ass hurts&#34; is a non sequitur.  It originated with a bunch of work (young-20's) friends who would sit around the cafeteria table at lunch whining about slights at the job and health issues, real and imagined.  Someone saying &#34;my ass hurts&#34; would bring us all back to reality.  My actual ass is fine.
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			<title>bonjonelson on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22303#post-60347</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'm surprised that no-one has asked Rikkor why his ass hurts.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Do we really care so little about our fellow contributors?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Rikkor, please explain. We are all worried for you.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>markmypaper on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>markmypaper</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Good idea.Close your ass,take a breather.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>FormerlyAlOPecia on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FormerlyAlOPecia</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Humour.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I typed [closed] myself.  See, that's where the high-level humor kicks in.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Scroat on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;OK Bonjo.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>bonjonelson on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ssshh. It's closed. Stop writing.
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			<title>be reasonable on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>be reasonable</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;!
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Zadok the second on "[closed] My ass hurts."</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Zadok the second</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I thought this topic was closed?
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