http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2220 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 22:42:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2220#post-6524 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:30:07 +0000 simonjmr 6524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Clegg confirmed today that all Liberal candidates would have breast enlargement surgery to gain more press coverage.</p> <p>"I myself will be sporting a magnificent 42DD decolletage after undergoing surgey at the start of next week" said a triumphant Nick Clegg. "Hopefully these bad boys will be ready to torpedo the opposition by 6th May. We have great hopes for Vince Cables plans for a full 52FF. Though some spectators have said that these plans will prove once and for all that we are the biggest bunch of tits in Westminster"</p> <p>More soon </p>