http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2208 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2208#post-7022 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 00:08:48 +0000 MADJEZ 7022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wot no votes ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2208#post-6498 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:14:38 +0000 MADJEZ 6498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron denied trying to buy the election when he announced a new scrappage scheme for out of date and polluting governments today. Every household will have the opportunity to vote out their existing model in exchange for £2000 and a shiny new Tory cabinet. Dealers in some marginal constituencies are already offering up to £4000 trade-in made up of tax breaks and local investment to get people to update.</p> <p>The new Tory model uses a Cameron-litic converter which vents 90% of PR through the leader who contains precious metals (such as a silver spoon) which filter out negative press. This enables him to emit only sweet smelling middle-class friendly policies. Labour on the other hand belch out hot gas through a variety of ministers and backbenchers. Their leader is based on an outdated 1970s British Leyland model and can’t be updated as old Labour parts are no longer available.</p> <p>It is hoped the scheme this will cut emissions with a 50% reduction in spin and soundbites.<br /> Cameron said <blockquote>Our aim is to get as many of these clapped-out old bangers of the street as possible, mainly Downing Street.</blockquote> </p>