http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 12:06:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6618 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 05:59:38 +0000 edward hack 6618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fabulous.<br /> 'Different class' as they say on MoftheD<br /> More please and oftener.<br /> Or we will be 'knocking on the door and beginning to ask questions' as to why not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6611 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:39:31 +0000 fernandomando 6611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it something about Easter and the resurrection of previous incarnations? If a certain Rickwestwell starts posting again we will be back to the giddy heights of 2009 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6470 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:58:06 +0000 Mary Evans 6470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm never really gone. I'm much like genital warts in that regards.<br /> And Jen, I'm in WoM retirement, just coming out for the odd charity game these days. I leave all that to the younger kids. Although expect more drivel coming your way soon.<br /> Thanks for lovely comments chaps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6467 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:53:35 +0000 MADJEZ 6467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn, she's back. Have many points. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6462 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:36:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 6462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All hail Queen Maz!<br /> A blinding return to form from the NB babe, despite a run of bad luck including Norovirus, script-writing, and getting herself knocked up.</p> <p>Particular highlights include, <blockquote>Afrikaans for ‘turn the sun-bed to Oompa Loompa’.</blockquote>, <blockquote>Colleen Rooney probably has the most experience in the box, but let’s be honest, there’s a reason she’s the face of Asda.’</blockquote>and,<blockquote>But for what it’s worth, I still would.’ </blockquote></p> <p>A strong performance that will no doubt see her return to the FP in no time.<br /> The race for April WoM is on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6461 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:28:20 +0000 Oxbridge 6461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rejoice rejoice, Mazza's back.</p> <p>Sadly though, this is all too true, since Fab Fabio has banned all WAGs from going. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2190#post-6450 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:05:24 +0000 Mary Evans 6450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With two months remaining before the start of the World Cup, concerns are mounting that England may end up fielding its weakest WAG line-up for years. ‘The WAGs have been beset by disaster in the run-up to the finals. There’s no denying that the loss of Cheryl Cole has been a devastating blow for the team this close to the tournament,’ said a source close to the WAG training camp, where several hopefuls have reportedly been strenuously trying out to replace Ms Cole. ‘We’re delighted to see Toni Poole back in the squad, but no-one really knows if she can go the whole 90 minutes, or if she’ll be substituted by another WAG.’</p> <p>As the WAGs prepare for the rigours of the South African heat at a specially-equipped facility, they are learning how to combat humidity frizz, high-altitude alcohol tolerance and the Afrikaans for ‘turn the sun-bed to Oompa Loompa’. ‘But there’s a growing sense of panic as the tournament grows closer that the team lacks that vital experience we need to see off stiff challenges from the French and Brazilian WAGS,’ said the source. ‘Melanie Slade has come on nicely since her debut in Germany four years ago, but she’s still some way behind Abi Clancy in her media and bikini exposure. Colleen Rooney probably has the most experience in the box, but let’s be honest, there’s a reason she’s the face of Asda.’</p> <p>But the question on everyone’s lips is still whether one-time chief WAG, Victoria Beckham, has one last World Cup left in her. ‘Her form has been so erratic over the recent past – she proved she can play a blinder in Armani knickers, but then followed it with that disastrous performance on American Idol,’ said the source. ‘In truth, these days she’s more of an impact WAG and there have been serious questions over her fitness for some time. But for what it’s worth, I still would.’ </p>