http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:27:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58848 Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:53:17 +0000 beau-jolly 58848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Campari; For an altogether more expensive hooker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58844 Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:40:01 +0000 Oxbridge 58844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Campari. Because really hot Hollywood actresses would never have a diamond necklace when they could be necking tramp juice that tastes like that stuff you rinse with at the dentists. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58802 Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:25:20 +0000 Tristan Shout 58802@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I laughed <em>and</em> got an erection. </p> <p>That's a rare piece of prose that'll do both. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58783 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 23:46:42 +0000 rikkor 58783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline is priceless. The rest of it, unnecessary. Not to mention, there are no 34 year-old sex symbols.</p> <p>(Oh, I can hear it now: PHWOAR! I'd still give Elizabeth Taylor a go if they could unhook her from her drips and catheter and get her out of her wheelchair.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58777 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:54:47 +0000 Anonymous 58777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No comment. But<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjg763Fb804" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjg763Fb804</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21755#post-58775 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:23:35 +0000 Peter749400 58775@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://almarose.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/beautiful_woman.jpg"></p> <p>9.5 out of 10 feminist poster-girl Andrea Higgins claimed last night that "sexism has now been entirely eliminated from public life". In her keynote speech to the National Feminist League, her massive boobs swinging pendulously inside her blouse, the curvaceous 34 year old proclaimed the start of a new era “beyond the glass ceiling”. </p> <p>Wearing a tight fitting pastel coloured sweater over a figure hugging pencil skirt which emphasised her fine ass, she spoke of her long battle to stand out for something other than her jaw-dropping good looks and 'chase-me, chase-me' smile. “Sure, I could have been a model or an actress, but I took the hard road up and joined the Feminist League” she annunciated through her voluptuous lips. “I didn't want to be famous for my magnificent thighs or my impeccably symmetrical features – I wanted to be famous for empowering the sisterhood!”</p> <p>The audience, who were conspicuously less attractive than the speaker, applauded their helms-woman enthusiastically, rolling up the sleeves of their oversized knitted cardigans and stamping their flat shoes on the floor while their flabby ankles jiggled up and down. </p>