http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21420 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 21:31:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21420#post-57878 Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:29:42 +0000 yamashow 57878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does Hollandaise sauce have anything to do with her ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21420#post-57871 Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:07:56 +0000 Nick McCarr 57871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Word about this show is spreading like some sort of infectious disease! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21420#post-57869 Thu, 17 Feb 2011 23:57:54 +0000 theumpire 57869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At a press conference earlier today at the Playboy Mansion in California, Hugh Heffner announced that Playboy TV is to launch a major new series – “America’s Next Top Hooker”.<br /> The series will run for 69 weeks and will follow the tried and tested format of most of the “talent” shows which have proliferated across our screens in recent years. Contestants will be judged on position, sensuality, efficiency (maximum revenue earned in minimum time), style and fuckability.<br /> “We want the show to be real classy”, said Heffner today. “That’s why we have a mainly British panel of judges. Xaviera Hollander will lead the panel, but we wanted judges with real experience in this field, so that’s why she will be joined by Hugh Grant, Jeffrey Archer, David Mellor and, of course, Simon Cowell.” </p>