http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20789 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:26:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20789#post-56046 Wed, 02 Feb 2011 11:50:31 +0000 John Wiltshire 56046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>His Royal Majesty, Lord Sebastian Coe of Money-making, today announced some new events for next year's UK Olympic games.<br /> 'We've thought of some new things to give us a chance of getting some medals,' he admitted after being plied with booze and money. 'We're introducing Fire Extinguisher Throwing, Under 25s Rioting, Hitting The Duchess In A Moving Daimler and Selling The Useless Footballer For an Exorbitant Amount Of Money. We can't lose!' </p>