http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 23:18:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55475 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:15:57 +0000 bonjonelson 55475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Mr McManus (with a ghost in his anus)" sounds too much like a Viz comic strip though.</p> <p>(Sorry Rikkor, no cultural translations provided, look it up on Wikipedia) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55473 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:05:27 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 55473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dexter = Rikkor. </p> <p>Pass it on </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55472 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:39:36 +0000 Golgo13 55472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55471 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:29:54 +0000 maxshreck 55471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, the first and last time I'll probably ever read the phrase "the de ghosting of David's fudge tunnel." Good stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55414 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 12:27:35 +0000 Alan Sundry 55414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dexter - you're the guy who was flirting with Rikkor and got turned down!<br /> Bitter much? :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55413 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 12:24:35 +0000 Dexter 55413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not news; rikkor's dog had to have an anal exorcism to have rikkor's tongue removed. The dog's fine, but rikkor's still full of shit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55404 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 10:55:33 +0000 finneyp 55404@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thank you :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55403 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 10:54:22 +0000 bonjonelson 55403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One of the worst submissions I've ever seen here.</p> <p>Five stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20532#post-55392 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:30:55 +0000 finneyp 55392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Romford man has become the first person to have his rectum exorcised following an outbreak of Ghost Poos.</p> <p>David McManus, 28, of Riverside Close encountered his first Phantom Poop three weeks ago whilst on holiday in France.</p> <p>“My initial thought was that I’d done a poo, it certainly felt that way. But after wiping, I checked the paper, and it was still white. Albeit slightly wet. I immediately stood up and gazed into the bowl, but there was not a turd in sight”.</p> <p>David believed this to be a one off, what with him being abroad ‘n’ shit. However, just two days later in his home town of Romford, the Ghostly Log struck again.</p> <p>“It really started to freak me out. I was eating the same amount of Favourite Chicken &amp; Ribs as before, but my poos kept disappearing. Then I started to question whether or not I’d actually eaten at all. Had I imagined it?”</p> <p>Mr McManus, in his desperation, contacted local priest Father Arthur Beans, of Collier Row Methodist Church. Father Beans agreed to perform an exorcism of David’s butthole in order to rid him of his brown demons.</p> <p>“I’ve exorcised plenty of houses before, and even some teenagers. Exorcising an anus is no different.”. </p> <p>And it appears David is not alone. </p> <p>After posting the tale of his plight on Living TV’s Ghost Hunter forum, he was inundated with curious emails including one from the network’s commissioning editor, who offered to televise the de-ghosting of David’s fudge tunnel. </p> <p>However, Mr McManus has already sold the rights to Sky, who will be broadcasting the exorcism live in 3D. </p>