http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:41:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55490 Fri, 28 Jan 2011 00:18:29 +0000 Golgo13 55490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers all...Dave Keats is very real, and he'll be waiting to challenge your views on whatever you know most about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55463 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:11:04 +0000 Zadok the second 55463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scores stars just for the opening two words. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55446 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:56:18 +0000 melody 55446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Looking at things site for LiL Kim ,is crying out for a comments and comic section could be great for a cartoon . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55429 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 13:51:49 +0000 A Wagonload Of Monkeys 55429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's very rare that i find myself in a position to be agreeing with Kim Jong-Il, only once or twice a week at most, but on this occasion his use of violence was entirely merited. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55407 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:32:04 +0000 Golgo13 55407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has anyone seen the "Kim Jong-il looking at things" website? Loads of pictures of Kim Jong-il looking at things...</p> <p><a href="http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow">http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55401 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 10:36:15 +0000 saltire 55401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes,Go Gogol straight to the Continuity &amp; 'Duck' Inn. What a ******* shower. I met Mao Tse Tung for a drink on several occasions years ago. What a cnut. Now yer Chou En Lai,he enjoyed a drop of rice wine...no really he did. No Paprika crisps in them days though.Dogs Bollocks as I recall. Anyhoo.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55385 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:54:19 +0000 Des Custard 55385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Go Gogol! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55378 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:26:28 +0000 Golgo13 55378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hospital sources report that Dave is conscious and alert, but friends at his bedside say that the little shit still won't admit that Kim Jong-il is anything other than a 'misunderstood but decent bloke'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55376 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:28:50 +0000 Gerontius 55376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's one in every pub and a few like Dave too<br /> Have tsars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20526#post-55367 Thu, 27 Jan 2011 00:42:07 +0000 Golgo13 55367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Renowned dickhead, Dave Keats (21) was rushed to Manchester Royal Infirmary in critical condition last night after what started as a friendly drink with the North Korean dictator turned ugly over a disagreement about films – a subject upon which the Supreme Leader of the pariah state is widely known to hold strong opinions.</p> <p>The unlikely drinking session shared by the bouffant-haired autocrat and the local arsehole at The Whitworth pub in Rusholme was said by witnesses to have initially been ‘unexpectedly good-natured’, as the platformed despot, in town on a low-key tour of Friedrich Engels-related sites, proved to be a charismatic raconteur, in stark contrast to his media image.</p> <p>Annoyingly for Mr Keats’ associates, this seemed to prove the little tosser right about Kim, as only two weeks previously, the argumentative little prick had spent the best part of an hour insisting that Kim Jong-il was ‘probably an OK bloke if you met him one-on-one’ and ‘must have some funny stories’ about being the centre of a personality cult which has convinced his people that he has the power to control the weather.</p> <p>'Every time we go out it’s the same,’ explained flat-mate Ian Broomfield. ‘The toss-pot seems to think he’s some kind of debating master, and that if he keeps repeating himself, he’s somehow proving his point. If you ignore him he just claims victory, but if you try to reason with him, he finds more and more contrived ways to justify his tenuous statements. He somehow equates ignoring facts with free-thinking genius'</p> <p>Despite all evidence put before him, Dave still swears that pi (π) 'might be rational', that Bristol is 'pretty much in Cornwall', and that MouseHunt, starring Nathan Lane and Lee Evans, was 'one of the best films of all time'.</p> <p>Although accounts differ, it appears it was when the prize twat raised this final topic that the Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army lost his composure and stabbed the delusional wind-up merchant in the neck with his silver chopsticks, before being held back by his own security staff. </p>