http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54597 Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:02:29 +0000 wolfie 54597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the above, chaps</p> <p>continued...</p> <p>Ricky's lanky loyal jam-jar-lensed sidekick Stephen Merchant confessed, "Ricky will never be happy until he has his very own "Andrew Sachs" moment - he thinks that will make him sexy, like Russel Brand, but he's more like Russel Grant..." </p> <p>Gervais then quipped with side-splitting originality, "...not that there's anything wrong with looking fat or sounding gay - I'm sorry, have we done the gay/disabled/black-joke-and-then-unconvincingly-pretend-to-apologise-for-the-gay/disabled/black-joke routine before... about 1000 times... Yes, sorry about that, I never thought we'd get away with it..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54363 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:35:48 +0000 Golgo13 54363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54359 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 08:14:50 +0000 victory V 54359@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54348 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 04:42:12 +0000 Trickster 54348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>watch it here: <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/jan/17/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-host?CMP=twt_fd" rel="nofollow">http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/jan/17/ricky-gervais-golden-globes-host?CMP=twt_fd</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54339 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:13:59 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 54339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>what did he say? I've been drinking </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54337 Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:05:02 +0000 Trickster 54337@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a smug loathsome self-absorbed media parasite? Bless him. He cracked me right up! (Great phrasing Wolfie!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20153#post-54323 Mon, 17 Jan 2011 21:27:15 +0000 wolfie 54323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world's biggest, most tasteless joke, America, sat horrified, and was barely able to stuff Nachos, Oreos and Burgers into its shapelessly fat face as Ricky Gervais laid into their usually untouchable Royal Family of Hollywood celebs. </p> <p>"Honey I read the script" star, Geoff Wooden, was wounded by Ricky's barbs about his two dimensional acting, but could not be found for comment, because he was standing sideways and had disappeared.</p> <p>Pint-sized Jack ManMcMan, star of "My Pink Totem" was implicated in suggestions of homosexuality by one of Gervais' horribly embarrassing pretending-not-to-be-the-guy-from-the-office-but-actually-he-is-really-obviously-the-guy-from-the-office routines. ManMcMan shied away from comment, but several black trucks followed Gervais from the venue.</p> <p>A subsequent statement from the American Union of Overpaid Humorless Talentless Actors reads: "Mr Gervais, you are a smug, self-absorbed, loathsome media parasite, and we cannot let you continue in this way... that's our job."</p> <p>etc... </p>