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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Arizona gun victim opens her eyes and says‘I think I should just stay in Alaska&#039;</title>
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			<title>Rowly on "Arizona gun victim opens her eyes and says‘I think I should just stay in Alaska&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20011#post-53951</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 10:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Rowly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;5&#60;br /&#62;
perhaps she would ask &#34;? what state am I in&#34;
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			<title>Trickster on "Arizona gun victim opens her eyes and says‘I think I should just stay in Alaska&#039;"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=20011#post-53949</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 09:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Wow, I'm like, all these comedy writers are so SERIOUS!
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			<title>4ty2 on "Arizona gun victim opens her eyes and says‘I think I should just stay in Alaska&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 09:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;i guess this is viral humor. add a short video and you have a million hits in no time in the tube. sorry can only give 5 stars for this &#34;bisquit&#34; contribution
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			<title>Duncan Biscuit on "Arizona gun victim opens her eyes and says‘I think I should just stay in Alaska&#039;"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 09:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Duncan Biscuit</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Can you try a bit harder, please? This would be a half-smile-raising Facebook status update, but it's just not enough for a site that's supposed to be for people who are already half-good at writing funny news stories.I genuinely wish you well, but maybe try posting your subs on Facebook first, and if your friends all laugh at them, then try them here. It would be a real shame for the few excellent submissions here to be drowned by people half-heartedly trying stuff out without really thinking about it, so please take the editor's advice and leave your stuff to ferment for a few days before posting just the very best.&#60;br /&#62;
All the best to you, sir.&#60;br /&#62;
The Editor
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