http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 10:36:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53938 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 08:45:50 +0000 Trickster 53938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>haha exactly! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53934 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 07:45:34 +0000 melody 53934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like a penny fart thing </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53931 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:53:33 +0000 Trickster 53931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>haha! Brilliant! Think it could end on <em>Prince Edward was born instead</em>, which is hilarious. Maybe there's a joke in 'spending more than a penny' somewhere. Still, fabulous article! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53930 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 00:42:21 +0000 melody 53930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought she took prince Phil everywhere .5 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53928 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 00:23:10 +0000 rikkor 53928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HM actually calls it "taking a Princess Margaret", after which she "wipes her Philip". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53919 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:32:01 +0000 malgor 53919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thought that said 'Arse, Sir Malgor' for a moment Golgo!</p> <p>Doylem - you're right, although if it's predicatble he gets bumped off for crossing the Royals, he may as well get bumped off in a totally predictable way. Or he could just accidentally shoot himself I suppose. Who really gives a shit how he died? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53915 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:00:59 +0000 Doylem 53915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Made me laugh, but, then, I've had a drink. Bizarre gardening accidents seem depressingly common these days. Maybe change the way it ends?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53913 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 22:57:17 +0000 Golgo13 53913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Arise, Sir Malgor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19999#post-53909 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 22:18:16 +0000 malgor 53909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Buckingham Palace confirmed in a statement today that Her Majesty intends to take a Royal Dump in April this year to mark William and Kate’s marriage. Palace officials had earlier tried to constipate rumours of the impending dump, stating that it was ‘a purely private matter’ but were later forced to open up after extracts from emails were posted online by LizzieLeaks.com. Tragically, the founder of the website died at lunchtime in a bizarre gardening accident.</p> <p>Royal Dumps are extremely rare natural phenomena. The last recorded dump was on 31 August 1997 after the awful news had finally sunk in that Tony Blair was indeed Her Prime Minister. News of a previous dump in 1964 transpired to be a false alarm and Prince Edward was born instead.</p> <p>Sky News were first in the queue (‘scratching at the door’ as the BBC put it) with a bid for a broadcast, entitled ‘A Penny for Your Thoughts, Ma’am’, live from the Royal Throne Room, but the Palace said ‘it is completely out of the question to have a Sky Crew in the Royal Loo at the time of a Majestic Poo, in case she shits on them.’ </p>