http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1996 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1996#post-5901 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:15:32 +0000 Iscariot 5901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An accessory - the i-keyboard is expected to add some functionality and will be followed in the Summer by a further accessory code named the i-mouse. It is anticipated that the voice recognition app, the i-bellow, will be replaced by the i-whisper, but this is by no means certain. At the re-launch conference Steve Jobs was heard to comment "Who's the wise guy who put Apple and BlackBerry crumble on the menu?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1996#post-5893 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:56:40 +0000 ED209 5893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>300,000 purchasers of the Apple iPad have been collectively unable to work out what the purpose of the device is. Bafflement proceeded as users were variously unable to surf on a train, type in comfort, or prop it up to watch a movie.</p> <p>Apple were describing the device as 'like 21st century masquerade - a search for a kind of golden hare, but less rewarding. And vastly more profitable for us, of course.'</p> <p>An upgrade is promised in the coming days, which will turn the pointless little devices back into laptops. </p>