http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53723 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:11:30 +0000 Doylem 53723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>'cunt re-file'</blockquote></p> <p>Or clerical work... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53722 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:10:07 +0000 victory V 53722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have to admit, 'cunt re-file' evokes up some very disturbing images of DIY cosmetic surgery. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53654 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:32:51 +0000 De-scribe 53654@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Too hot for Newsthump eh Gary? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53653 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:31:47 +0000 Mrblacker 53653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wonderful - it'll make me watch </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53651 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:30:25 +0000 Gary Stanton 53651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks.</p> <p>I particularly like the Weather for the Week Ahead section. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53628 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:35:41 +0000 Golgo13 53628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19916#post-53625 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:28:44 +0000 Gary Stanton 53625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BBC swatted aside further accusations of ageism and sexism last night following the sacking of 53 year-old Countryfile presenter Miriam O’ Reilly by insisting her replacement, the sexy 24 year-old “Michelle Moist” of the UK's leading skank channel Babestation, has been chosen purely for her deep appreciation of issues which affect the rural community .</p> <p>After O Reilly’s successful claim for unfair dismissal, the BBC were forced to admit they would look forward to working with her again in the near future and say they are even prepared to foot the spiralling bills she runs up for anti-wrinkle cream .</p> <p>Moist, meanwhile, will present the weekly rural affairs show in her own inimitable style by rubbing her pelvic bone against against a selected item of farm machinery each week while mouthing in filthy detail the best way to take advantage of the Common Agricultural Policy.</p> <p>The show will also adopt a more interactive format with those condemned to live in the countryside invited to phone in to listen to Michelle and her friend Lucy's discuss the pressing issues of the day including crop rotation, how to whinge about generous EU subsidies before blowing your brains out with a shotgun and how you talking about your cock like that is making them really really hot.</p> <p>John Craven, though saddened by O Reilly’s departure, insists he is looking forward to working with the curvaceous stunner. </p> <p>"People in the industry tend to think of Michelle as just a pretty face but they need to look past the fake tan and simulated orgasms because therein lies a shrewd farming brain. I've recently started to imagine what her fanny might look like when she climbs over a stile. "</p> <p>"Moist is a rather unusual surname though, I have to say, " the former Newsround presenter continued.</p> <p>"Still, I expect it has something to do with the copious vaginal secretions one associates with a constant state of arousal. " </p>