http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:42:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53707 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:44:14 +0000 Golgo13 53707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah! one of mine, I believe...</p> <p>I always used to chuckle at the girl-on-girl confessional letters, as there was always a cursory waiver at the beginning to establish that they preferred blokes, but weren't averse to some bi-action now and again. It was almost the same sentence every time.</p> <p>How dare these lesbians mock us through the letters pages of pornos! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53706 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:38:26 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 53706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This reminds me of when I used to read the letters page of Penthouse.</p> <p>"A funny thing happened when I was on the way to Rochester Row police station and I would like to share it with you. I was walking past Channel 4's offices, when a young lady emerged and ask me for change for the parking meter. I couldn't help but notice her impressive embonpoint. Little was I to know that only two hours later......." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53703 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:22:43 +0000 Jammydodgers 53703@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Actually I personally think this is quite funny...<br /> Because Coren is definitely No Subo in the looks department, so its not nastily picking on soft targets close to home... but despite her being very pretty, fit and erudite, I would agree with the observation that her dresses - though smart - often do have a sort of re-inforced geodesic millenium dome type of character... like they are free standing 'walk in and wear' structures. </p> <p>Any way up ...I for one wouldn't object if she decided to take them off! "-) ) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53699 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:56:59 +0000 freeborn 53699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and we can all guess what you're thinking StoopyDeGrunt!<br /> Hands off- she's mine!<br /> She doesn't know it yet,but I have a cunning plan.<br /> Oh yes, she will be mine! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53691 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:33:44 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 53691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Victoria Coren - she's the thinking man's Jordan!</p> <p>Phhwooarrr!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53690 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:32:49 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 53690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She gets a lot of flak because her dad was editor of Punch, and people assume she didn't earn her right to be on telly</p> <p>She should give herself a stage name so no-one can get arsey</p> <p>I would suggest Gloria Snockers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53652 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:31:27 +0000 De-scribe 53652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Always liked her myself - and having done a quick, ahem, Google image search, I can see nothing wrong with her dresses whatsoever. What's this all about? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53648 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:07:23 +0000 WereAllDoomed 53648@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can handle the tasteless and sick jokes, but to stoop to the criticising of someone’s dresses- really? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53647 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:04:43 +0000 Golgo13 53647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I...um...quite like...Victoria Coren...</p> <p>Never told anyone before.</p> <p>I just think she'd be fun to have a drink with. See where it goes from there. Nothing heavy. We don't have to call it a <em>date</em> or anything...just a couple of drinks. Casual. Have a laugh etc...</p> <p>I'm pretty sure she'd like me too...if she got to know me... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53644 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 13:54:02 +0000 De-scribe 53644@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope - don't get this I'm afraid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53642 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 13:47:15 +0000 Doylem 53642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Construction industry? Well built? I'll need this one explaining (unless she's cantilevered)... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53641 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 13:43:03 +0000 freeborn 53641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I seem to have clicked the wrong link. I thought this was the News Biscuit- not Hello! magazine. Bitchy comments about someones dress doesn't really cut it. Sorry </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53615 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 10:18:33 +0000 Griffin 53615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps there should be a connection between fashion and dress sense, taking into account the basic foundation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19907#post-53597 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 08:43:41 +0000 Ostsee 53597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>