http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1988 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:09:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1988#post-5892 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:21:02 +0000 brownpaperreporter 5892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Early, clearly upset, continued "It starts at school you know, a junior hacksaw first then the balsa wood airplane that never flies, its just a dry run for what they are planning to do to commercial flights...only last week Marc van Wyk the Dutch shoe bomber transformed his clogs into a near perfect pair of Loakes with a file, a file I tell you. Fanatics are out there posting bags of sawdust to politicians, doctors, anyone of note.</p> <p>We're only scratching the surface here, the mainstream wood-groups arent enough for some radicals and splinter groups like the African Mahogany Resistance are forming. These fanatics are everwhere in the UK" </p> <p>With that Mr Early broke into tears and had to be led away </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1988#post-5880 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:57:38 +0000 edward hack 5880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This could do with the works Bro....a very dark ands sinister story lies within this gem.<br /> You are so right...kiddies should be getting hammers and nails and a piece of 2x4 for Easter, not chocolate </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1988#post-5856 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:54:20 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 5856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Indeed they are. Take a 5 fr a laugh out loud. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1988#post-5852 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:05:28 +0000 brownpaperreporter 5852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The Robe, Greatest Story ever told, The Ten Commandments, hour after hour of religious messages hitting the eyes and ears of the young and susceptible; TV indoctrination at it's worse" </p> <p>So says Tom Early, head of Commercial Broadcast Institute responsible for all free to air channels. "We have had little air space for key product messages such as Creme Eggs, Lindt Bunnies and those traditional Easter items. We are fortunate that we arent seeing a surge in demand for crosses, nails or crowns of thorns. Imagine what could happen if an impressionable youngster stares bleary eyed for hour on hour at the current scheduling. We could end up with a mass sign up at carpentery classes. Teachers will have to be wary of those glassy-eyed pupils planing away with a view to a 100% scale model crucifix on some hill outside Letchworth. The danger signs are all there" </p>