http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19867 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19867#post-54012 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:01:52 +0000 Mr.3374 54012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Used to work with lepers too, 5....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19867#post-54007 Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:19:19 +0000 4ty2 54007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>whilst browsing the archive I wonder how comes this has no comments or votes? did you smuggle this in be the back door? should have heard the bells ring</p> <p>5 bells for sure </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19867#post-53467 Tue, 11 Jan 2011 11:07:50 +0000 Ludicity 53467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron has unveiled the replacement to Control Orders – a little bell that all suspected terrorists will be forced to wear to warn the public of their whereabouts.</p> <p>'I got the idea looking at the Number 10 cat, Mr Snuffles,' explained the Prime Minister, 'he can be a right terror in the garden running after the birds – but all that stopped when we made him wear the little bell. We hope we can achieve the same effect with any suspected terrorists.'</p> <p>Under the new provision, all terrorist suspects will be given the freedom to roam the streets but be placed under a strict order to 'tinkle at all times'.</p> <p>Home Secretary Theresa May welcomed the solution. 'These counter-terrorism bells will allow suspects to go about their daily business but also warn the general public that they are in the vicinity. </p> <p>'In the future, whenever people hear the tinkling of a little bell they will know that there could be a terrorist in the area, or worse still, a Morris dancer – either way they should run.' </p>