Forum » Topic: Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence... http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:13:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php victory V on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53403 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:46:41 +0000 victory V 53403@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Plus, my computer is steam-powered, so the firebox needs stoking every hour or two..."<br /> I've got a mistress like that. </p> Doylem on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53402 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:44:36 +0000 Doylem 53402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>are you ever offline?</blockquote></p> <p>Not me. Now that rural Cumbria has a primitive sort of dial-up connection, I like to take advantage. Plus, my computer is steam-powered, so the firebox needs stoking every hour or two... </p> victory V on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53399 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:36:23 +0000 victory V 53399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>one of your best so far - 5*.<br /> By the by - are you ever offline? </p> Doylem on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53351 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:21:59 +0000 Doylem 53351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>BTW "offence". </blockquote></p> <p>None taken... </p> De-scribe on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53349 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:13:06 +0000 De-scribe 53349@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Which suggests a great concept - a website where Daily Mail readers can catch up on offending programs they may have missed, so that they can be offended by them. Irate-Player, perhaps! </p> Doylem on "Dewsbury cleric almost misses opportunity to take offence..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19805#post-53326 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 11:49:07 +0000 Doylem 53326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prominent Muslim cleric, Salman Ishtar, 64, of Dewsbury, was determined to be offended by a BBC2 documentary programme about the Koran. Unable to be offended at the time of transmission, due to a prior engagement, he had to catch a clip of the offending programme on YouTube. He subsequently rang the BBC to tell the programme makers how he felt. “I am offended”, he said... </p>