http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 04:35:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-121612 Mon, 07 May 2012 12:32:40 +0000 Yikes 121612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks spammer for bumping this - it is absolutely marvelous - 5 late-by-a-year stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-121611 Mon, 07 May 2012 12:24:52 +0000 farman7456 121611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>keep up the terrific work. </p> <p><a href="http://shoprex.com/">online shopping in pakistan</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53292 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:41:44 +0000 Scroat 53292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Way to go, as they say over the pond. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53262 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:07:03 +0000 victory V 53262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not bad. 4* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53261 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:05:38 +0000 Dexter 53261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somebody call? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53255 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:29:20 +0000 Ostsee 53255@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Keep going. Take 5. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53253 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:04:01 +0000 Golgo13 53253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I"m not sure you're taking the serial killing business seriously enough... </blockquote><br /> Every 5 months or so, I post something about serial killers...</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10204" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10204</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53252 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 17:45:21 +0000 Doylem 53252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Unless you are the "Random Crime Dude" serial killer. Different modus operandi every time.</blockquote></p> <p>Do you want to be known as just another killer, or do you want to join the elite, with a name that everyone knows: the Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper? I"m not sure you're taking the serial killing business seriously enough... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53247 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 17:08:35 +0000 Golgo13 53247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Without the repetitive aspect, serial killing is just killing. Stands to reason... </blockquote></p> <p>Unless you are the "Random Crime Dude" serial killer. Different modus operandi every time.</p> <p>Like this one, btw.</p> <p>5 club card points. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53246 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 17:07:09 +0000 Mr.3374 53246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Barry the unicorn?<br /> Surely you mean <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260"> Charlie</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53243 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:26:32 +0000 Doylem 53243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I find that serial killing is often repettive and overdone. </blockquote></p> <p>Without the repetitive aspect, serial killing is just killing. Stands to reason... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53235 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 15:06:55 +0000 rikkor 53235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm glad you stopped. I find that serial killing is often repettive and overdone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53234 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:49:27 +0000 Doylem 53234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I think other people still hate you</blockquote></p> <p>And yet I'm one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet. My serial killing days are over, as Barry the Unicorn will verify... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53232 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:37:32 +0000 rikkor 53232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cinq. Funny and original. I think other people still hate you, though. So the votes may not pour in. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19765#post-53230 Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:29:33 +0000 Doylem 53230@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At 12.24pm last Tuesday, Linda Carstairs slowed down as she pushed a fully-laden trolley down aisle 4 (ketchups, ethnic sauces, marinades) of the 24-hour Tesco hypermarket in Salford, Greater Manchester, and came to a halt, unable to go any further, opposite a display of Loyd Grossman cook-in sauces. </p> <p>“I just couldn’t take another step”, Linda recalls. “It was like my feet were stuck to the floor. I was halfway through the weekly shop, on my way to aisle 5 to pick up a couple of ham &amp; pineapple pizzas - they were on special offer that day - when this great weariness overwhelmed me. As I stood there, with my trolley loaded up with food and drink, nothing seemed to matter any more. The things that usually get me excited - a new flavour of spaghetti sauce, say, or a ‘buy one, get one free’ offer on potato waffles - seemed to lose all meaning. </p> <p>“I tried to read the nutritional information on a pack of Tesco own-brand Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, but the list of vitamins and minerals - per spoon, per bowl, per skip - didn’t make any sense to me. And the serving suggestion - ‘pour into bowl, add milk’ - just rang hollow. Saturated fats? <em>Un</em>saturated? Does anybody understand? Does anybody care?</p> <p>“I saw some firelighters; the packet said ‘improved’, but how do you improve a firelighter? I’d put two bottles of Ajax liquid into the trolley. One, a green liquid, was ‘for kitchens; the other, blue, was ‘for bathrooms’. What was I thinking of? “I saw apples with stickers on. What’s that all about? You only have to peel them off. And that packet of ‘hand-cooked’ crisps, with the picture of a smiling farmer on the front, was made in an industrial estate outside Middlesborough. Suddenly, everything I’d believed in was starting to unravel. </p> <p>“When Geoff got his promotion we decided the Carstairs family was ready to move up to Tesco’s ‘Finest’ range. It was a proud moment, for Geoff and me and the kids, like we’d ‘arrived’; we even put a small announcement in the local paper. After years of scrimping and saving, I really felt like the woman in the advert. Then, last Tuesday, shopping lost its sparkle for me.</p> <p>“I couldn’t stand still for ever, of course, and eventually I managed to drag myself to the checkout. On the way, on aisle 12, I saw a special offer on L’Oreal hair-care products, and I rallied a bit. Who knows, maybe I <em>am</em> ‘worth it’ after all”... </p>