http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 02:52:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5726 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:28:59 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It certainly wrecked Mr B's figure. During my pregnancy imposed alcohol exile, Mr B decided to consume my allowance too, resulting in him now having the fine figure of an 8 month pregnant lady, while I still have the flat, toned, six-pack I had pre-pregnancy.<br /> My arse and thighs have never quite recovered though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5710 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:15:25 +0000 nealdoran 5710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll be careful. Getting pregnant would wreak havoc with my figure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5706 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:08:21 +0000 Mary Evans 5706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well trust me, you need to be careful. You have no idea what that stuff is capable of.<br /> Oh, and sperm could get someone pregnant too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5705 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:05:59 +0000 nealdoran 5705@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just the occasional thing I toss off in a reflective moment. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5702 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:59:11 +0000 Mary Evans 5702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dare I ask what you're sending? And what you expect them to use it for? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5693 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:27:07 +0000 nealdoran 5693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know Stan. I keep sending them stuff, but they never use it, the bastards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5688 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:17:02 +0000 Stan Laurel 5688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There is always NHS direct..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5676 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:42:03 +0000 PluckyMunky 5676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Westwell: </p> <p>"Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.</p> <p>If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake! "</p> <p>I presume this is, again, aimed at me. You don't think I contribute in other ways, then? I contribute to the writers' page. Not many of them are successful but I get a few on the ticker tape. Broken shoulders and manic depression are not 'small talk' but I think they are probably all food for humour too. Sorry if I have offended you, as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5675 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:28:42 +0000 nealdoran 5675@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers folks, but mysteriously albino nasal hair is a very serious issue Vince, I just hope I helped raise awareness.</p> <p>You're right Jez, a bit of a different type of FP, but when I came back after my self-imposed exile, I tried to get back in NB shape with an effort at what I think stunts christened as a bint-flap -- an anagram of the initials of ticker, news in brief, front page and left alert achieved in a single month -- and this sub was my LA attempt. That newest of categories still eludes me, but I'd not be so churlish as to complain...</p> <p>And ahoy-hoy Marge, hope that intimate itching condition cleared up. Seeing as I haven't seen it featured in intricate detail in chat, I can only assume you're feeling minty fresh all over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5628 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:58:07 +0000 rickwestwell 5628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry, what's an "FP"? I'm only here for the bitching, whinging and small talk about shoulders.</p> <p>If you want to talk about writing comedy, piss off to a comedy writing site, for god's sake! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5607 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 11:15:17 +0000 Mary Evans 5607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovin' your work, Babs.If less enamoured of your coloured nasal hair. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5604 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 11:08:03 +0000 allmyownstunts 5604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'just-blown glow' bllleeeeeuuuurrrggghhhh!</p> <p>what are you trying to do to us Neal?! </p> <p>x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1895#post-5582 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:52:54 +0000 MADJEZ 5582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I shall forward to my former colleagues at a certain French cosmetics company renowned for having no sense of humour (well they are French). They might even steal your idea. </p>