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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed .</title>
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			<title>MADJEZ on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1889#post-5634</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MADJEZ</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;An arse-on fire.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Arson about.
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			<title>theumpire on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 10:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>theumpire</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Would it not be arson?
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			<title>the coarse whisperer on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>the coarse whisperer</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Apart from being, in a technical, legal sense, murder, then no there are no laws against it. Good luck with that.
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			<title>sauce on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>sauce</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'm not sure Morgan is a real, living, human being, Stoopy. I think he'd probably just vanish in a puff of smoke to reappear insome other guise next week.
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			<title>StoopyDeGunt on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1889#post-5563</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>StoopyDeGunt</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Rikkor,&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;It wasn't meant to be a joke. This is a chat room. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;It's fans like you I can do without. &#34;Go on say something funny&#34;, all the bloody time.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Deranged fans like you remind me how similar some humans can be to dogs. They're either at your feet, or at your throat.
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			<title>rikkor on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1889#post-5561</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;This is exactly what I mean about the fact that you used to be funny.  Piers Morgan?  Come on!
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			<title>StoopyDeGunt on "Are there any scientists on here?  If we each got a large mirror  and directed ."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>StoopyDeGunt</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;all the sunlight at one person, could we make Piers Morgan spontaneously burst into flames?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The same principle works with a magnifying glass.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Are there any laws against this?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Please help. I've got this idea in my head, and it's become an obsession now.
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