http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 02:04:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-6070 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:57:42 +0000 Zadok the second 6070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd be very careful licking a letter-opener.</p> <p>You don't get letter-openers anymore, do you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5906 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:51:43 +0000 Quaz 5906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Our cat can lick it's own so I suggest AdrianJ just apply himself a little more to the task in hand, and maybe have a rib or two removed to help. It'll pay dividends. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5862 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:17:51 +0000 Des Custard 5862@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You might like to try Leithily good food. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5845 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:42:39 +0000 AdrianJ 5845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha - that's where you're wrong! I'll never get caught out, because I never forget to take my oral contraceptives and don't drink Sauvignon. Good job Mrs. J and myself opted to stick with the leathally strong spirits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5605 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 11:09:48 +0000 Mary Evans 5605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now Adrian, we need to have a little chat about the birds and the bees. When two grown-ups love each other very much, like Mr Mary and I do, sometimes they have a special cuddle that makes babies. Or get utterly shit-faced on Sauvignon, decide there's nothing on TV and forget that oral contraceptives only work if you take them. But it's a beautiful thing either way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5553 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:53:18 +0000 rikkor 5553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Je chokes on small bones. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5551 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:11:47 +0000 AdrianJ 5551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why of course I'm referring to the letter. Now it's just that sort of thinking that led to you getting in to your current condition, wasn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5548 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:30:16 +0000 Mary Evans 5548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!<br /> Oh shit - hope you're referring to your letter... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1888#post-5547 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:27:33 +0000 AdrianJ 5547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could somebody please lick it for me? </p>