http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:43:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5836 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:09:46 +0000 theumpire 5836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oooh! Mary Evans, you are awful - but I like you! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5827 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 09:04:21 +0000 Mary Evans 5827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like I've always said, give me 10 minutes in s sensitively lit Travelodge with Le Cloon and I'll put these vile slanders to bed. He might have to wait until Christmas-time, though. Can't see my feet currently, let alone get them behind me head. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5820 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:21:31 +0000 gaijintendo 5820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Pope is Catholic? After saying all those nasty things about them? Wow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5810 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:27:48 +0000 twookey 5810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simon Cowell is there as well.</p> <p>His new bird is his beard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5806 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:59:36 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That'll be the chap. Always "dates" stunning women, relationships never last, has a group of close female friends who he has never been linked to romantically, and was married, very briefly, as a young actor first starting out? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5805 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:51:45 +0000 twookey 5805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Homo from Como? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5797 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 20:54:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Along with, and I'm sorry about this Mary, a certain Mr Clooney. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5789 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:41:39 +0000 borednow 5789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do I need to?</p> <p>OK then he's so far in the closet he's out the other side and currently shacked up with Aslan.</p> <p>Simple enuff? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5781 Sun, 04 Apr 2010 17:19:30 +0000 twookey 5781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Explain? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5534 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:20:28 +0000 borednow 5534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>C'mon guys April fools was yesterday.</p> <p>This just in Robbie Williams applies for Narnia passport. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5533 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:03:45 +0000 twookey 5533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Mary.Go on........... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5529 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:52:12 +0000 Mary Evans 5529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely idea Twookey. Have some points. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5449 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:09:19 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 5449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, now you mention it, Fanny the Wonder Dog never seemed a man's kind of dog. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5446 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:58:58 +0000 twookey 5446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you never suss? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5436 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:33:07 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 5436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But you'd have thought he'd tell me in person instead of letting me find out via some cheap website. I feel betrayed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5432 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:24:26 +0000 twookey 5432@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just goes to show-you never can tell. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5416 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:02:58 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 5416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Julian is GAY?!!!! OMG </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1854#post-5413 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:41:52 +0000 twookey 5413@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Julian Clary,Lord of the Mince star, is the latest celebrity to come out, after Ricky Martin-who hasn't had a girlfriend since time immemorial- sensationally came out as a homosexual.</p> <p>"My sexual appetite has long been the subject of public interest and after wathing Ricky Martin come out at this point in his flagging career, and in time for his "great hits" album,was an incredibly brave thing to do",Mr.Clary said.</p> <p>The organization "out",has had it's phone lines jammed since A-list Mincer Martin came out at the beginning of the week.Brian Fluff,the operations manager of the organisation said: "it has been a busy week with the amount of celebs coming out.To be frank we just can't keep them in.Even celebs who aren't gay having been coming out all over the place."</p> <p>"The "Martin" effect has been enormous", said a spokesman for the British Government."We have been advised to temporarily set up a new organisation called "In",encouraging people to get back into the closet while we deal with genuine homsexuals.</p> <p>"Whilst we appreciate these celebrities need to revive careers due to their waning star, and we appreciate that their Homosexuality is public business, we do need to temper the enthusiasm everyone has at this time for flouting their sexual preferences."</p> <p>One celebrity-homosexual-Scientologist, who refused to be named said " first I am out and then I am forced back in.I just want to make my business other people's business and then tell them to mind their own business." </p>