http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5459 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:04:15 +0000 Scroat 5459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talking of which, are we any nearer knowing who he/she is? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5435 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:30:04 +0000 jp1885 5435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back Shitsu! Hope to see you posting again ASAP.<br /> You've not missed much apart from a bit of bitching and some great FPs, NiBs and Left alerts.<br /> Oh, and Darkbill revealed himself as HRH Prince Ludwig of Hesse-Darmstadt - who knew? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5423 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:50:47 +0000 edward hack 5423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stained gusset's OK...I'll take them<br /> besides, if they're not now, they soon will be</p> <p>Welcome home shitsu (in fact the Caroline Quentin Crisp home apparently) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5421 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:47:37 +0000 Scroat 5421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back ST. Good to see you again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5418 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:20:08 +0000 sauce 5418@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What an image, Mr Hack.</p> <p>I'm off today at long last, after what seems like weeks of almost full-time (covering for hols and swine flu). Unfortunately my co-manager has just resigned (she survived my humour for almost 2 years; can't complain. Though she does. Frequently.) so likely full time for a while once she departs in May. Meh.</p> <p>36", 31" ... I doubt it* but will check next week, hon. </p> <p>*One of the joys of charity shop work is receiving bundles of men's tousers: most are only fit for the rag bag. If a pair make it past an external examination (obvious dirt, fraying, missing button, broken zip) they generally fail a brave internal glance: stained gusset (due to the masculine dribbly willy tendancy). </p> <p>Anyway, in our shop, only the pristine make it out onto the rail. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5408 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:10:29 +0000 edward hack 5408@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sauce ..you putting in a shift today?<br /> The roads were jam packed yesterday so you should be busy.<br /> Just a thought - Have you got a pair of 36" waist - 31" leg denims in store, just cheap ones.<br /> My flies have burst and the stuffings coming out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5407 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:06:05 +0000 sauce 5407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pancakes ... mmmm .... biscuits n gravy ... mmmm ... donuts ...MMMM ...</p> <p>I was a size 10 (that's an 8 USA for you, Rikkor) before I lived in the States. Mind you, having two kids while I was there might not have helped with the lard-gain.</p> <p>Great to see you back, Shitsu. </p> <p>Bill's vanished again. All we get are hints and swirly mist - I think someone bought a cheap vat of dry ice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5400 Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:14:30 +0000 Quaz 5400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, US style Biscuits, mmmmmmmmm. I keep meaning to try to make them. My friend who lived in Texas was close to the railway line and, what with the cicadas, his back yard sounded like the start of KLF's "Chill Out" Album. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5397 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:36:23 +0000 shitsu_tonka 5397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh God <em>biscuits</em>, they are so freaking moreish. I wish we had them over here. No it was proper normally-has-jam-or-maple-syrup-or-a-hole in them doughnuts. God Bless America. </p> <p>Not taking the piss there, I love that the food is so balls-out mad and there's none of that 'oh I musn't, ooh I'm being naughty' kind of thing that happens over here.</p> <p>Also love the lack of health and safety. Went to a village with a train track running through it, lots of trains used it too, and there were no fences or signs or anything, you were simply trusted not to wander on to the tracks. The U.K could do with a bit more trust and a bit less safety I reckon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5396 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:35:43 +0000 Quaz 5396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes it could. I came across double deep fried chicken at at truck stop in Texas at 3am. It looked like a way to get your lifetime supply of colesterol in one shot. The place also had the worst smelling toilets outside of a Bangkok railway station with more p*ss on the floor than a bog in a rural UK pub in the '80s, and that's going some. Quite a scary lack of aim from guys who were driving 40 tonne trucks in the dark. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5393 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:25:19 +0000 rikkor 5393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe those were biscuits? Donuts are usually sweet. It could happen, though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1848#post-5391 Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:22:42 +0000 shitsu_tonka 5391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I left, went to U.S, ate some fried chicken that was served between two doughnuts as part of the breakfast menu in a diner in Georgia, realised my trip would never get better than that and so came home. </p> <p>Missed this place so much might actually start posting gags again.</p> <p>How are you all, you crazy diamonds? Has the deeply funny Dark Bill revealed themselves yet? </p>