http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:05:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49636 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 08:35:35 +0000 Dexter 49636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reminds me of the Mayor of Hiroshima's last words - 'what the fock was that?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49616 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:37:18 +0000 riesler 49616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Julius Caesar once said "What are you doing with that focking dagger?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49606 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:27:29 +0000 wolfie 49606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely a chance to visit great swearing moments of history?<br /> Geldof: give us yur fockin mony</p> <p>Gansta rapper: I fockin went to my botch and said I ain't takin no shot no more you crop-mouthed mether fockin bostard ponis socking fockin cont focker, alright darlin?</p> <p>to be cont-inued? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49598 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:55:34 +0000 rikkor 49598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cinq. Golgo, you are so right about Robert De Niro. He sleep-walked through a "Saturday Night Live" recently that was really a 90-minute commercial for his one joke sequel to a one joke original movie. Just like Steve Martin, he is able to remain pretentious about being a great actor and intellectual while churning out this kind of crap. I'm not saying that I wouldn't do it for the $$$, but I'd try to be a little less caught up with myself. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49578 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:23:23 +0000 Golgo13 49578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I sort of went with Des Custard's idea and a bit of riesler's, while following rickwestwell's advice to always finish with the 'cont'...thanks to all three of you for playing along! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49574 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:01:15 +0000 Des Custard 49574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The mother might go round hitting chefs, making her a Cook-Socking Mother Focker. Or maybe that's going too far. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49556 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:32:42 +0000 Golgo13 49556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"...Parody porn title writers have also expressed concerns that their job is being made too easy." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49533 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:09:02 +0000 Golgo13 49533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's definitely something in riesler's idea of introducing the new neighbours as Mother, Father, Sister, Uncle etc... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49528 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:49:45 +0000 riesler 49528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I guess the matriarch is Mother Focking-Cont </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49511 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:07:01 +0000 rickwestwell 49511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the lead in a field of one! So <em>proud</em>! :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49510 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:04:01 +0000 Golgo13 49510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's always good practice to save the cont till last. I will edit in about 5 hours with the best ideas...so far, rickwestwell, you're in the lead. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49509 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:02:56 +0000 rickwestwell 49509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha! More good stuff from the Golgo chuckle factory.</p> <p>Re the punchline - feels like it has to finish on a "cont", so maybe have the headline<br /> <strong>Ben Stiller goes too far with 'Meet the Mother-Fockers'</strong> and save your cont for the end? Just a thought. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18390#post-49506 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:52:06 +0000 Golgo13 49506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following on from <em>Meet the Fockers</em> and <em>Little Fockers</em>, Hollywood creative types may just have pushed the "Change-one-vowel-in-a-taboo-word" envelope an inch or two too far for middle America with new release <em>Meet the Focking-Conts</em>.</p> <p>The story picks up from wherever <em>Little Fockers</em> leaves off and involves some neighbours with an implausible and rude-sounding double-barrelled surname moving in.</p> <p>Star and executive producer, Ben Stiller, said that while there was still plenty of mileage in 'Focker' jokes, and Robert de Niro seemed happy enough to piss on his own legacy, he wanted to add another dimension in this one, but was surprised at the back-lash. </p> <p>'I guess I'll wait a while before pitching the follow-up movie, which features the matriarch's violence against chefs, <em>Cook-socking Mother Focking-Cont</em> </p>