http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49852 Thu, 16 Dec 2010 13:58:42 +0000 riesler 49852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did Marley announce his presence with a whiff of a spliff? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49780 Thu, 16 Dec 2010 08:26:08 +0000 Dexter 49780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@IABP - I stand corrected; I'd forgotten Marley. So, four ghosts and an enormous turkey, but that's enough about rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49770 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:43:54 +0000 rikkor 49770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Re: "foks". I wasn't even fokked up when I wrote it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49764 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:58:09 +0000 IABP 49764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Marley!!!</p> <p>Luckily, I help people all year.<br /> I'm a cheerful chap and writer of songs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49757 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:11:34 +0000 Dexter 49757@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...and there he is! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49755 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:09:06 +0000 Zadok the second 49755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Foks? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49753 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:04:38 +0000 rikkor 49753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>IABP, what a good chance to funnel all that anger into something positive. I'm sure that there are lots of volunteer efforts in your area that help the elderly and disadvantaged at the holidays. You can help some foks to have a better holiday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49752 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:02:11 +0000 Dexter 49752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let's hope so. All that religious stuff was getting tedious... cue a visit from America. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49751 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:00:07 +0000 Golgo13 49751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You've done it now Dexter... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49747 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:56:56 +0000 Dexter 49747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Four ghosts - Scrooge only got three! That's inflation for you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49639 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 09:34:20 +0000 IABP 49639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Four ghosts told me that last night </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49638 Wed, 15 Dec 2010 08:46:45 +0000 Dexter 49638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ IABP - Cheerful devil, aren't you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49513 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:10:32 +0000 IABP 49513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> Just like the ones we've never had<br /> Where the children don't believe<br /> And you're robbed on Christmas Eve<br /> And your misery never seems to end </p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> You've lost your job and now your house<br /> You can still have fun<br /> If you put down that gun<br /> Just listen to the rhyming negotiator </p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> And how it hurts the sick and old<br /> They'll be cold and starving<br /> While the rich are carving<br /> It won't be long before they pass away </p> <p>I'm dreaming of a yellow Christmas<br /> When all the drunks piss in the snow<br /> There'll be lots of fighting<br /> Cheap and tacky lighting<br /> Another indiscriminate killing to behold</p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> Just like they do in Helmand Province<br /> Where you step on a present<br /> And end up in heaven<br /> And wonder what the hell is it all for</p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> To help me forget about the cuts<br /> Just wait until the summer<br /> It will be a bummer<br /> With rioting and striking every day</p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> When they were warm and full of cheer<br /> Now it's all food and beer<br /> And shooting of the deer<br /> And it'll be the same again New Year</p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> Just like the ones of Christmas past<br /> When you sat around the tele<br /> With a fully stuffed up belly<br /> And you were right royally entertained</p> <p>I'm dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> With every Biscuit post I write<br /> May your days be merry and bright<br /> And may all your Christmases be.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18378#post-49477 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 07:09:24 +0000 Zadok the second 49477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So we can all look forward to some lovely festive traffic jams...</p> <p>I’m dreaming of a white Christmas<br /> Just like the ones I used to know,<br /> Where the brake lights glisten and children listen<br /> To hear car horns in the snow. </p> <p>I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,<br /> With ev’ry wanker that I pass.<br /> May your windows be foggy and iced ,<br /> And may all your Christmases be white. </p>