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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government</title>
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			<title>ramblesid on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5492</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>ramblesid</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;You know, the worst thing about this, Neal, is that I was going to ask the bastard directions for the best way to West Cork.
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			<title>ramblesid on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5357</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>ramblesid</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I didn't think it very good either, too many saids in it. I thinks the history's  a bit wrong as well. Was Cromwell in Ireland in the 1640s?I'd have thought he'd have been too busy fighting the Civil War.&#60;br /&#62;
If you ever come across your man again I'm sure you'll give him one of your sternest stares.
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			<title>nealdoran on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5353</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nealdoran</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Cheers Ram. It's West Cork now though ('by the grace of God, go Munster, Keano!' Or words to that effect).&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I just think if people are going to nick stuff from the original writer of the piece -- Mr GloverLover I think it was -- they should be called on it. Even if it wasn't as good as that thing he did on Leonard Cohen.
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			<title>ramblesid on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5295</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>ramblesid</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Well done to our man in Dublin. You'd have thought the lazy bugger could have at least altered the word order a bit.&#60;br /&#62;
I popped in a bit earlier and I'm sure he had his photo up in the gravywatsit box.
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			<title>curry muncher on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5286</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>curry muncher</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;opps, error on my part - posted to the wrong sub
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			<title>twookey on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5277</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>twookey</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Chaps,&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;let us also not forget mine which carried the same theme:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1764&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>malgor on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5275</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ramblesid and the CSI:NB team should investigate this and bring it before the Kangaroo Court.  The question is: is fuctifino a reincarnation of pagan witch?
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			<title>Dickens or Shakespeare on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5272</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Dickens or Shakespeare</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;fuctifino (fuctifino)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Member Since: April 1, 2010 (3 hours) &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Location: Wexford, Ireland &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Interests: Satire, Writing, Current Affairs and, oh yes, &#60;strong&#62;Plagiarism&#60;/strong&#62;
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			<title>nealdoran on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5271</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>nealdoran</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Good stuff, but probably the original source should've got a credit, RTE News:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0401/aprilfools.html&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0401/aprilfools.html&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Ostsee on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1828#post-5265</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Ostsee</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;They should have stayed with the pound.
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			<title>fuctifino on "Leprechauns to bail out Irish Government"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>fuctifino</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;The Leprechaun community is to give its pots of gold to the Irish Government to help cover the cost of recapitalising the banks.&#60;br /&#62;
The financial crisis is expected to cost billions so Taoiseach Brian Cowen and Minister for Finance Brian Lenihan have been looking for ways to ease the burden on taxpayers.&#60;br /&#62;
The two men travelled to the ends of the rainbow to persuade Leprechaun leaders to invest in the country's future.&#60;br /&#62;
In return for donating the pots of gold to the State coffers, Leprechaun leaders have asked for land in west Clare to create their own reserve.&#60;br /&#62;
The final deal was brokered on St Patrick's Day when US President Barack Obama invited Leprechaun leaders to the White House for talks.&#60;br /&#62;
UN Leprechaun Ambassador Bono, who is partial to a good cause, was also present at the talks, where he called for the rights of Leprechauns to be fully recognised by the State.&#60;br /&#62;
There was once a larger Leprechaun population in Ireland but they were culled by Oliver Cromwell in the 1640s.&#60;br /&#62;
Leprechaun leader Hairy Twinkletoes O'Shaughnessy said: 'Top of the morning to ya. Bejaysus and Begorrah. 'Tis a soft day afterall.'&#60;br /&#62;
Taoiseach Brian Cowen said he welcomed the deal and was grateful for the Leprechaun intervention in saving the country from financial meltdown.&#60;br /&#62;
Mr Cowen also said that the Government was discussing plans to introduce an extra bank holiday.&#60;br /&#62;
He said that the banks could do less damage to the economy if there were more holidays.
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