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			<title>Scroat on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5369</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz ...
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5306</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;There's nothing I like more than a good root.
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			<title>Scroat on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5304</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I knew those roots would tickle your fancy Jen.
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			<title>malgor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5301</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;..and she's not talking about vampire-slaying.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5299</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I think someone's been using your garlic in a manner previously discussed Scroat.
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			<title>malgor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5294</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Must be.  You even forgot the h in Alzheimers.
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			<title>Scroat on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5283</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Can't remember Mr G. Must be the Alzeimers.
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			<title>malgor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5282</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Scroat, is your photo of last year's garlic called 'memory like a sieve'?
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			<title>MADJEZ on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5280</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MADJEZ</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I think Quentin Crisps would taste of old fruit.
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			<title>StoopyDeGunt on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5279</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>StoopyDeGunt</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Quentin Crisps?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;That's brilliant!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;If only I'd thought of this when Walkers had that competition to invent a new flavour.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Dust covered potato chips = Quentin Crisps!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(He never liked to dust his flat, he told Radio 4, because he said it was &#34;soooooooo un-nair-cess-hairy&#34;)
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Des Custard on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5273</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Des Custard</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Use the index finger of your left hand Stoopy
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			<title>malgor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5270</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That's &#60;em&#62;so&#60;/em&#62; last year.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Scroat on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5269</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Just found this pic of last year's garlic.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/DSC04578.jpg&#34;&#62;
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			<title>Des Custard on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Des Custard</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;...or indeed the Quentin Crisp Nursing Home.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>malgor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5253</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>malgor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It's between v and n on the bottom row, Stoopy.
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			<title>Stan Laurel on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5251</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Stan Laurel</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Depends what he's going to perform, Quaz.
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			<title>Des Custard on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5239</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Des Custard</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Your daughter has a retained placenta?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;(Doncha just love the way comments fall out of turn on here.  It's like an after lunch conversation in the old folks home.)
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>MADJEZ on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5232</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MADJEZ</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Quentin crisps, aren't they made by walkers.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Mary Evans on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5217</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mary Evans</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I love you Rikkor. Although I'm sorry you're not enjoying the heady mix of personal ailments, 60s discographies, comedienne vendettas and the curiously frequent need to draw attention to one's credits on the FP, which we've all read anyway. I think it's a gas, although if it would make you feel better, I'm sure Stunts, Jen, myself and other mothers on the forum haven't scratched the surface of our childbirth anecdotes. I've got a corker about my daughter's retained placenta...
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			<title>Scroat on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5189</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Scroat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hey - I haven't started posting photos of my veggie plot yet...&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Betcha can't wait Niles.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>StoopyDeGunt on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5181</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 05:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>StoopyDeGunt</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Did they uild an entire nursing home just for Quentin Crisp?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;What a scandalous waste of our taxes
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Quaz on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5179</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Quaz</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ok, given that exploits in Tesco are a bit dull lets throw some sharks in the pool and see the thrashing around.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Would it really be such a bad thing to nuke Iran?&#60;br /&#62;
Jordan: snog, marry, avoid, or put on trial in the Hague?&#60;br /&#62;
Given that he's probably quite cheap right now, would you hire Gary Gliter to perform at a birthday party?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>thackaray on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5177</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>thackaray</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Oooooooo my bunions are killing me.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Did I tell you about Mrs Noggins from number 33 and what she told me in the hairdressers when I was getting my curls done ?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>rikkor on "Chat has become something like..."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1814#post-5174</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;a word-for-word record of the stinging repartee at the Quentin Crisp Nursing Home.  Beyond, below and beneath boring.
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