http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18075 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 19:12:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18075#post-48616 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 01:08:56 +0000 Alixir 48616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Assange has threatened to reveal a thousand-strong string of sexual offences he has committed over decades with hundreds of senior diplomats and Heads of State.</p> <p>A Press Release from the incarcerated Assange read: "If I am not unconditionally released I have given instruction to my network of PIMPs to reveal the Presidents, Prime Ministers and members of the Royal Family on whom I have forced myself. I have wikileaked in all of them - and in orifices you wouldn't believe, exposing dark places, and shedding light on things which should not see the light of day."</p> <p>Silvio Berloscuni, who was thought to be most at risk from the embarrasing revelations, could be heard laughing it off behind a gaggle of naked "hunnies". It's not known whether her Majesty the Queen has been violated. </p>