http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 06:32:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48612 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 23:45:44 +0000 IABP 48612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Cave could be head of transport. He's got a great sense of direction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48611 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 23:35:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 48611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, let Clarkson be in charge of Transport, that way we might get rid of all the arses on the road who annoy us. In Clarkson's world, we'd be allowed to imprison anyone who drives stupidly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48551 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:11:13 +0000 De-scribe 48551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks - your stuff is shite. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48550 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:09:24 +0000 Malcum eggs 48550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is quite good . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48538 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:56:21 +0000 Sinnick 48538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stephen Fry to run the National Treasury ?<br /> Jeremy Clarkson to run Transport ? On second thoughts, maybe not </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48536 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:49:42 +0000 DiY 48536@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unemployed Mr Williams, 48, of Gt Yarmouth will be taking to the air this afternoon in a Tornado fighter from RAF Marham to assist in defending the UK airspace. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48535 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 12:48:56 +0000 De-scribe 48535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...or the Gnome Office </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48512 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 11:24:04 +0000 Rowly 48512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll vote for that<br /> let the Seven Dwarfs run the "Elf" service </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18044#post-48504 Wed, 08 Dec 2010 10:14:55 +0000 De-scribe 48504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Transport Minister Philip Hammond’s plea to the public to help clear Britain's roads is to be extended to all other aspects of government work, it has been announced.</p> <p>Launching the initiative, Prime Minister David Cameron said “Never mind health and safety, risk assessments and all that malarkey, it’s about time people just got out there and ran the country. Daily Mail readers always think they can do it better than us anyway, so why not give them a go?”</p> <p>From tomorrow, members of the public will, whatever their background or qualifications, be allowed to do any government job. </p> <p>“If you’ve got a white coat or a nurses uniform, just turn up at your nearest hospital and muck in” said Cameron. “If you’ve got a book about wars and stuff, take it down to your local school and read it to a few kids. Don’t worry about the CRB checks by the way, Bob Taylor in Northampton is sorting that out”. </p> <p>“If you’re casually racist, great! Just get along to your nearest port or airport and stop anyone coming in to the country that looks to have a touch of the tar brush about them.”</p> <p>“And if you’ve got a stick or weapon of some kind, why not be a policeman? Just beat up anyone in a hoodie and send them home to their parents.”</p> <p>“It’s a brilliant initiative. It will save us a fortune” said Cameron. “It’s already proving very popular. But what I can’t explain is the disproportionate amount of people who seem to want to be gynaecologists.” </p>